Roses are red, Violets are blue

1. 2017-09-06 at 11:23 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU
   
   
2. 2017-09-07 at 12:15 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Kisama...
3. 2017-09-07 at 1:08 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   roses are black
   violets are blue
   so will be your asshole
   when i get hold of you.
4. 2017-09-07 at 1:11 AM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   No Thanks because this creeps me out. Been watching the Big Dipper a lot lately and the phrase is stuck in my head.
5. 2017-09-07 at 2:23 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † No Thanks because this creeps me out. Been watching the Big Dipper a lot lately and the phrase is stuck in my head.

   
   Ceiling Falcon iz watchin u watchin FOTNS
6. 2017-09-07 at 2:29 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Reminds me of when Mago was like first you have to kill me and then Drogo was like I already have and cut a nigga throat and pull his tongue out the throathole.
7. 2017-09-07 at 2:50 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Roses are red
   
   Violets are blue
   
   If you make another poem
   
   I'm going to shoot you
8. 2017-09-07 at 2:51 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Chocolate pickles
   Bitterness has now evolved
   Let me suck your dick
9. 2017-09-07 at 2:51 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I would eat a chocolate pickle.
10. 2017-09-07 at 2:53 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Went to taco stand
    "Gimme a burrito"
    Turn back for one second
    Bitten by mosquito
    
    Itch arm a bunch
    Burrito isn't even ready
    "Hey nevermind mister"
    "I'll just go get spaghetti"
11. 2017-09-07 at 2:54 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    That's just a poem you made up to help you make yourself feel better about the cyst in your arm.
12. 2017-09-07 at 2:56 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash That's just a poem you made up to help you make yourself feel better about the cyst in your arm.

    
    No that was this poem:
    
    JESUS FUCK
    
    WHAT IS THIS SHIT IN MY ARM???
    
    FUCKING OWW!!
    
    BETTER NOT BE A CYST.
    
    ITS NOT.
    
    I JUST KNOW ITS NOT.
13. 2017-09-07 at 3:01 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    My name is Nina
    
    I shake my ass
    
    I'm too scared to shoot dope
    
    So I snort it when asked
14. 2017-09-07 at 3:02 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My name is Nina
    
    My boyfriend is Pat
    
    Except that he's dead now
    
    I guess that is that
15. 2017-09-07 at 3:20 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ No that was this poem:
    
    JESUS FUCK
    
    WHAT IS THIS SHIT IN MY ARM???
    
    FUCKING OWW!!
    
    BETTER NOT BE A CYST.
    
    ITS NOT.
    
    I JUST KNOW ITS NOT.

    
    Hmm, what vivid imagery by the author, and the use of irregular rhyme scheme to evoke the feeling of urgency and alarm is so innovative.
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    • mmQ
16. 2017-09-07 at 3:22 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    That's mq going above the standards
    
    happens all the time
17. 2017-09-07 at 3:48 AM UTC

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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    I'm too stoned to write a clever poem, so here's a meme.
    
    
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    • The Self Taught Man
18. 2017-09-07 at 3:50 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by HampTheToker I'm too stoned to write a clever poem, so here's a meme.

    
    Not a thing. Try.
19. 2017-09-07 at 3:51 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash That's mq going above the standards
    
    happens all the time

    
    I'm not even joking, I think mq is low-key the smartest person I've ever encountered on this community.
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    • HampTheToker
20. 2017-09-07 at 4:18 AM UTC

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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    やめろ