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  1. Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Your Stupid

    Come at me ChineseMan
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Your Stupid

    If you had to suck my dick
  3. Originally posted by Totse 2001 Come at me ChineseMan

    I just came brah
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cuddling with a kitty bitty is way better than a hooman, especially the not having to listen to them talk part, just cute little purr purrs.

    Obv there's a time and place for both, but kitty cuddles are superior, even if you aren't gonna get to fuck your cat afterward , or beforehand.
  5. Originally posted by mmQ Cuddling with a kitty bitty is way better than a hooman, especially the not having to listen to them talk part, just cute little purr purrs.

    Obv there's a time and place for both, but kitty cuddles are superior, even if you aren't gonna get to fuck your cat afterward , or beforehand.

    Wait i dont get to fuck the cat afterwards??? Wait who are you? Do you like violence? Do you want to see me stick nine inch dildo's in each one of my eyelids?
  6. Originally posted by Purewhitepanda I just came brah

    mmQ is jelous
  7. Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I think being in a class with either Lanny, Captain Falcon, or sploo (especially sploo) would be pretty grueling.

    Yeah but for different reasons.

    Lanny and I would ruin the grading curve.

    Sploo would be that kid that raises his hand just to ask a moronic question to prove how smart he is, but then say something completely retarded, which betrays that his knowledge of the subject is basically a fundamental misunderstanding of the surface-level reading he did.

    Professor: "... And that is Searle's Chinese Room thought experiment. Any questions?"

    Sploo: "Yes, what if instead of carrying out a conversation, you were processing orders for Chinese food?"
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Wait i dont get to fuck the cat afterwards??? Wait who are you? Do you like violence? Do you want to see me stick nine inch dildo's in each one of my eyelids?

    You can do whatever you want. It's FINE!
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    THE VARIABLE SUBJECTIVITY OF UNCOORDINATED NUMBERS STILL YET MAINTAINING TRACE ASPECTS OF A SYNCHRONIZED RANDOMNNESS CONCLUDES PHALCO'S PRINCIPAL OF CONGRUENCE AS DEMONSTRATABLY FLAWED AS NO DETERMINED SET OF NUMERICAL VALUES HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED TO OFFSET THE UNCOORDINATION CONTAINED WITHIN THE PATTERNED SEQUENCES. TY
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ THE VARIABLE SUBJECTIVITY OF UNCOORDINATED NUMBERS STILL YET MAINTAINING TRACE ASPECTS OF A SYNCHRONIZED RANDOMNNESS CONCLUDES PHALCO'S PRINCIPAL OF CONGRUENCE AS DEMONSTRATABLY FLAWED AS NO DETERMINED SET OF NUMERICAL VALUES HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED TO OFFSET THE UNCOORDINATION CONTAINED WITHIN THE PATTERNED SEQUENCES. TY

    This tbh fam.
  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Tha shsh kaps me lonley yeti live
  12. Don't bee Smad MMQ
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Yeti lives matter.
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    In the absence of conventional frameworks of hypothetic variables one must always endeavor to find numerical representations regulated by what would in unorthodox circles be considered a trigonometric treatise of the values as supplied by Barwise compactness theorem. It is therefore that i must conclude with a high degree of certainty that Sploo is a faggot.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Don't bee Smad MMQ

    Mmmmmmmmmmm
  16. Where all the midget hoes at brah
  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Where all the midget hoes at brah

    Who wants a midget ho I want a Coke whore, with little perogative for their health because then I know they would be willing to lick my butthole and that's the bee's knees

    I could just tell them I'm in the famous band
  18. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yeah but for different reasons.

    Lanny and I would ruin the grading curve.

    Sploo would be that kid that raises his hand just to ask a moronic question to prove how smart he is, but then say something completely retarded, which betrays that his knowledge of the subject is basically a fundamental misunderstanding of the surface-level reading he did.

    Professor: "… And that is Searle's Chinese Room thought experiment. Any questions?"

    Sploo: "Yes, what if instead of carrying out a conversation, you were processing orders for Chinese food?"

    I think you're all the kind of person who fills up the whole classroom, sploo in a much more irritating way. The three of you have no problem carrying on hopeless discussions for pages and pages in order to be right. It's not even a real dialogue, it's just everybody banging their head against the wall. Malice is like this too, but he'd probably be too timid to be annoying. I don't know why you even bother trying to correct sploo for more than a post or two.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Where all the midget hoes at brah

    I thought someone shot u or something?
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would skip class and get STONED.

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