Awkward moments in public bathrooms

1. 2017-09-06 at 6:32 AM UTC

   #21
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   sometimes when i am in a hurry i'd unbuckle, unzip and whip out my penis as soon as i'm in the bathroom but before i got into one of the cubicle.
   
   one time there was someone with pants round their ankle peeing with the door unlock, and i rushed in.
2. 2017-09-06 at 11:31 AM UTC

   #22
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by infinityshock whenever im in a convenience store restroom…the single-room ones…and someone knocks/bangs on the door, after pulling on the locked door handle, i yell out in the best fag-lisp that i can: 'come in…its open'
   
   jesus fuck, you stupid retard…the door is locked…of course someone is in here.
   
   a few times ive yelled out 'call roto-rooter…i fell in and i cant get out.'

   
   yeah this. wtf is it with those morons. like they literally try and shake the door off its hinges as if they think doing that will make the current occupier magically disappear and the door will open presenting them with a vacant bathroom or summing. everyone knows how a public bathroom door lock works, they only lock from the inside. if it don't open then obviously its occupied. do they think you're gonna just pull your pants up mid shit and get out just coz someone is frantically tugging at the door. first come first serve motherfucker, wait your turn like i prolly had to.
   
   
   
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3. 2017-09-06 at 11:48 AM UTC

   #23
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by benny vader sometimes when i am in a hurry i'd unbuckle, unzip and whip out my penis as soon as i'm in the bathroom but before i got into one of the cubicle.
   
   one time there was someone with pants round their ankle peeing with the door unlock, and i rushed in.

   
   did you bump up against him?
4. 2017-09-06 at 11:54 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader sometimes when i am in a hurry i'd unbuckle, unzip and whip out my penis as soon as i'm in the bathroom but before i got into one of the cubicle.
   
   one time there was someone with pants round their ankle peeing with the door unlock, and i rushed in.

   
   Lol you would do that you creepy chinese pedophile. Probably hoping a 6 year old boy accidentally catches a glimpse of your Chinese penis.
5. 2017-09-06 at 11:55 AM UTC

   #25
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by benny vader sometimes when i am in a hurry i'd unbuckle, unzip and whip out my penis as soon as i'm in the bathroom but before i got into one of the cubicle.

   
   why do you do that? i think if i was headed toward the door and you came in and started flopping your dick out as you were coming towards me i'd punch you.
   
   
   
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6. 2017-09-06 at 11:55 AM UTC

   #26
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby did you bump up against him?

   
   Do you ruin every joke?
7. 2017-09-06 at 11:56 AM UTC

   #27
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by RisiR † Do you ruin every joke?

   
   I thought he was being serious, chill out riser. and the jokes not ruined.
   
   Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-09-06T11:58:55.204321+00:00
8. 2017-09-06 at 12:22 PM UTC

   #28
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery ^doesn't know how to use soap

   
   Drop the soap with a smile
9. 2017-09-06 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #29
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby did you bump up against him?

   
   against your fantasy, i did not.
10. 2017-09-06 at 8:47 PM UTC

    #30
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist why do you do that? i think if i was headed toward the door and you came in and started flopping your dick out as you were coming towards me i'd punch you.

    
    cos i was in a hurry.
    
    lol why are you so easily offended by a penis ????
11. 2017-09-06 at 9:08 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by benny vader cos i was in a hurry.
    
    lol why are you so easily offended by a penis ????

    
    Why r u so easy offend when I push my pen into ur brownie?
12. 2017-09-06 at 9:09 PM UTC

    #32
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by mmQ Why r u so easy offend when I push my pen into ur brownie?

    
    cos your freedom ends where my body begins.
    
    *pulls out penis*
    
    *helicoptering*
    
    yeeeeeee haawwwwwwwwwwww
13. 2017-09-06 at 9:12 PM UTC

    #33
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    •Asian
    
    •Long enough penis for helicoptering
    
    Pick one.
14. 2017-09-06 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    benny is Asian?
15. 2017-09-06 at 9:49 PM UTC

    #35
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery •Asian
    
    •Long enough penis for helicoptering
    
    Pick one.

    
    i had cock job done.
16. 2017-09-06 at 9:49 PM UTC

    #36
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Dargo benny is Asian?

    
    yeass.
17. 2017-09-06 at 10:29 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader yeass.

    
    What kind?
18. 2017-09-06 at 10:32 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo What kind?

    
    Chinese pedophile
19. 2017-09-06 at 10:46 PM UTC

    #39
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Chinese

    
    fixed
20. 2017-09-06 at 10:48 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    nee how