The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-09-05 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #7881
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   These pretzels
2. 2017-09-05 at 10:31 PM UTC

   #7882
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm going to give a speech on stage about hitchhiking tomorrow. This will be fun.
3. 2017-09-05 at 11:21 PM UTC

   #7883
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I gotta go to work today
4. 2017-09-06 at 12:17 AM UTC

   #7884
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny you've probably been searching for Chinese stuff lately and big brother figures you must be a sinophile in the bedroom too.
   
   
   
   You literally don't even know what those words mean.

   
   lol if you say so dummy bear! i explained it perfectly a few pages back but you ignored it
5. 2017-09-06 at 12:40 AM UTC

   #7885
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   >dummy bear
6. 2017-09-06 at 12:56 AM UTC

   #7886
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by billyoboyo he didnt do shit he quit weed and started doing coke wif new friends and within days his old friends came message me telling me he died, i still idk how he died me twin its be 1 year now
   
   Post last edited by billyoboyo at 2017-09-06T00:14:29.344712+00:00

   
   blingbling? is that you
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   • CASPER
7. 2017-09-06 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #7887
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I keep clicking on this thread, but I've yet to get AIDS
8. 2017-09-06 at 1:14 AM UTC

   #7888
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   It takes a while to show up in tests.
9. 2017-09-06 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #7889
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery WHO WAS MONKEYQ? I THOUGHT MMQ BECAUSE IT HAS M AND Q!
   
   HTS CONFIRMED SCRON IS REALLY COMING AND IT WILL BE "FUN"!
   
   THIS POST IS IN CAPS

   
   Scronaldo is going to have weird gay shit happen, and I don't think he's going to like it.
   
   Sickening.
10. 2017-09-06 at 1:32 AM UTC

    #7890
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by billyoboyo so much shsh stuck in chair i made a bowl of tht

    
    I wish I knew what you were talking about most of the time. I feel left out of your conversation that you have with yourself
11. 2017-09-06 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #7891
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I will translate for bling
12. 2017-09-06 at 1:36 AM UTC

    #7892
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by billyoboyo

    Show spoiler

    
    
    my twin used to point his loaded 45 at his head all the times on cam wif me and alsways asking me "willit hurt omeg"

    
    When I was a young lad my twin brother used to point his loaded fourty-five caliber pistol at his head all the time on camera with me whilst asking "Will it hurt, oh my god!"
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    • NARCassist
13. 2017-09-06 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #7893
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by billyoboyo he didnt do shit he quit weed and started doing coke wif new friends and within days his old friends came message me telling me he died, i still idk how he died me twin its be 1 year now
    
    Post last edited by billyoboyo at 2017-09-06T00:14:29.344712+00:00

    
    He didn't do shit in his life. He quit weed and started doing cocaine with new friends, and within days his old mates messaged me to tell me that he died. I still am unsure of how my twin died, and it's been a year already. The thought fills me with sadness.
14. 2017-09-06 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #7894
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 When I was a young lad my twin brother used to point his loaded fourty-five caliber pistol at his head all the time on camera with me whilst asking "Will it hurt, oh my god!"

    
    Ohhh OK. cool. It was like trying to read brail for the first time.
15. 2017-09-06 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #7895
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by billyoboyo so much shsh stuck in chair i made a bowl of tht

    
    There is so much hash stuck in my chair that I loaded up my favorite pipe and smoked a whole bowl of chair hash.
16. 2017-09-06 at 1:43 AM UTC

    #7896
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    ^You're a hardcore faggot.
17. 2017-09-06 at 1:43 AM UTC

    #7897
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I'm going to give a speech on stage about hitchhiking tomorrow. This will be fun.

    
    are you gonna tell them how much fun it is?
    
    
    
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18. 2017-09-06 at 1:44 AM UTC

    #7898
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Tell them about the part where you lost your virginity to some 400 pound drug addict you met online and thought her baby was yours.
19. 2017-09-06 at 1:48 AM UTC

    #7899
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "My name is Alfredo, and today I'm going to tell you about the time I hitchhiked 1,000 miles to have a threesome next to a parrot"
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    • NARCassist, 
    • CASPER
20. 2017-09-06 at 1:50 AM UTC

    #7900
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    good speech, worked on me.
    
    
    
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