I want a fucking Polarbear.

1. 2017-09-04 at 11:20 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   An old school one. That'd be dope.
   
   
2. 2017-09-05 at 12:14 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   what does the polar bear have to be fucking?
   
   
   
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3. 2017-09-05 at 12:15 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Polar bears hunt humans for food if hungry, unlike many other predators because human populations typically haven't been located around polar bears, so they never developed an instinct to avoid us.
4. 2017-09-05 at 12:17 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   you can overdose on vitamin D from eating polar bear liver.
   
   
   
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5. 2017-09-05 at 1:21 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I've wrestled a few polar bears in my day. They're very tough.
6. 2017-09-05 at 1:21 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Joe Kane What would you Do for a Klondike bar.
   
   Would you kill a man?

   
   I'd kill you for...
   
   actually, I'd do it just for shits and giggles.
   
   you don't count as a man, you alt-making gender-confused nigger fag
7. 2017-09-05 at 2:06 AM UTC

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   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   Thank Jeebus.
   
   I almost thought you were raptured. Bill Krozby said it was the end of the world.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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8. 2017-09-05 at 2:41 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HampTheToker Thank Jeebus.
   
   I almost thought you were raptured. Bill Krozby said it was the end of the world.

   
   Dawww. Thanks (n_n")
9. 2017-09-05 at 4:08 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Does anyone remember that 2000 era coca cola commercial with the polar bear? I have it on vhs somewhere
10. 2017-09-05 at 4:49 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've wrestled a few polar bears in my day. They're very tough.

    
    
11. 2017-09-05 at 4:55 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    Those look like graphics from a fucking PlayStation 1
12. 2017-09-05 at 4:56 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I chose that picture because I wanted the implication to be clear but didn't really want to look at pictures of oily hairy fags every time I open this thread up to see if Spectral's mad
    
    
    now that you mention it though, yeah, those are some weird fucking graphics, like a retro videogame nobody will ever want to play
13. 2017-09-05 at 4:57 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    also, is it just me or does Putin look like a weird ken doll or something in OP
14. 2017-09-05 at 5 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    It looks like an afterthought for Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
15. 2017-09-05 at 5:02 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    a 'Carl goes to Mexico' episode that was scrapped because it turned out to be too racist
16. 2017-09-05 at 5:03 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by aldra a 'Carl goes to Mexico' episode that was scrapped because it turned out to be too racist

    
    Exactly.
17. 2017-09-05 at 10:47 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    polar bears are said to be at risk of extinction from global warming.
    
    
    
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18. 2017-09-05 at 10:47 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    but that's bullshit because they all died out during the holoscene climatic optimum and then they died out again during the medieval warm period.
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-09-05 at 10:49 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    and then spectral killed them all again 3 years ago.
    
    
    
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20. 2017-09-05 at 12:25 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by NARCassist polar bears are said to be at risk of extinction from global warming.
    
    
    
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    That's why I don't kill them anymore and just slap them around.