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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    You asking for the D bling mate? Wot?
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Heard three separate Chinese conversations at the store today. One of them I heard 'dinner' and 'meal' as they were looking over some ribs, so I assume they were trying to decide whether or not to eat ribs for dinner. Every time this shit happens it makes me so happy inside. It's like unlocking a superpower.

    tfw fucking no one in the bay area speaks Japanese, even in japan town.
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Dee Dee, get out of my laboratory!
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by RisiR † 13 was barely playable cancer. I hated every single character. Same goes for 15.


    I liked lightning's character design a lot, it's actually impressive how much they managed to make me hate characters and gameplay I really wanted to like. I will forever remember 13 as the 30 hour hallway.
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Also I'm nervous for the FF7 remake. I want it to be good badly, but it feels like a trainwreck coming my way. New DOOM lit in my heart a dim flickering light of hope that reboots don't have to be money grabbing abortions.
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  6. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    omelette du fromage
  7. Notice me senpai.
  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Let me suck your dick.
  9. Originally posted by Lanny Also I'm nervous for the FF7 remake. I want it to be good badly, but it feels like a trainwreck coming my way. New DOOM lit in my heart a dim flickering light of hope that reboots don't have to be money grabbing abortions.

    If they make a new battle system and shit, I'm going to laugh. SE has a way of fucking up the surest shit.
  10. Btw, is Malus ded
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Lanny I liked lightning's character design a lot, it's actually impressive how much they managed to make me hate characters and gameplay I really wanted to like. I will forever remember 13 as the 30 hour hallway.

    Walking left and right were always unnecassery gameplay features. In FF15 they somewhat go back to that model of success by placing infuriating invisible walls everywhere. Your character can literally teleport but he can't jump over a table. The immersion is intense.

    It has also been awhile that I've played a game where you can't jump into water. Not just not swim - instant death. No.. you can't even jump into it.
  12. This partly why I only play older games. All the newer games suck. I only play NES and Dreamcast on my analog TV.
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    here comes the SAA filling your pockets
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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon If they make a new battle system and shit, I'm going to laugh. SE has a way of fucking up the surest shit.

    New battle system was confirmed, although that doesn't bug me too much. I'm not saying it'll be good, just that it has the potential to be non-shit.

    FF7 is one of my all time favorite games but being honest it's battle system was kinda shit. Like it was SNES "we literally don't have the hardware to do more" level JRPG combat with the twist of giving a minor edge to those who can navigate menus faster than everyone else plus a kinda interesting limit system that you can only shoehorn into an actual strategy by minmaxing the shit out of a few characters. I liked the FF7 materia system just because it was funky and novel, at least to an adolescent american kid in the late 90s.
  15. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Hey PoC, Just thought you'd like to relish in the fact because of all the shit I didn't order on Friday like I kept telling myself I had to. Couldn't remember why, and with all the stress and anxiety, I didn't. Just figured out why now: Labor Day. The PO is closed too, how I remembered. So pat yourself on the back for that one.

    I still hope things work out for you. Sorry you thought I tried to use, manipulate or ever hurt you. SHould show you I aint making up my memory loss. Ordering medicine isn't something I'd forget to do on purpose, but hye, I want to be like this, right?

    I did try to tell you last night I was sorry and took blame for what happened, but you know... for all the times you blamed how badly you treated me on your mental shit, that was the one and only time I ever blamed something I did (or lack thereof) because well... do a little research on epilepsy. I know damn well what's happening isn't panic attacks, I've dealt and still deal with those fairly regular. Panic attacks usually don't cause the person to convulse and/or fall out causing them huge bruises and contusions on their head, face and other parts of their body. It has certainly contributed to the physical pain beyond the contraction of muscles from going out all the time- its why I didn't want to get up to answer the phone. I had to re-read the conversation just to remember what you'd said and what I'd said from the point after I'd told you not to keep calling back.

    I love you, for whatever that's worth.

    I didn't ask to be like this, and I certainly didn't want to be anybodies victim. If I just laid there, and gave up like most people would have, then I'd probably have been believed, but because I tried a good deal to fight through it, well, of course I should be fine... just like you, you without any physical ailments, and with just your mental shit you say you can't work. I never truly wanted to lay down and die... as bad as shit got, as sick as I got, yeah, a good deal I wanted to die. I wanted to roll over and die, and be weak, but I wasn't. I still somehow made it, made it for my son, made it for you, and kept trying... but it really is all too much and how it kills me to be riddled like I am with all this shit tearing at my flesh and mind.


    If you wonder how I stood with Tye, then why don't you ask him. I loved you, Joe. Sorry you werent the only person I loved, but I loved you only shy of my son in a way I never had before, in a way I never thought I could. Sorry I failed to show you that. I truly am. I truly am sorry the shit wrong with me defeated me yet again. I tried at least, and well, it was sweet while it lasted.

    I love you. Sorry for it all
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    STOP ALL THIS GAY SHIT THIS ISNT YOUR MAGICAL FUCKING KEANU REEVES MAILBOX BUY A FUCKING DIARY ALREADY OR PAY YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE BILL
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  17. Originally posted by Lanny New battle system was confirmed, although that doesn't bug me too much. I'm not saying it'll be good, just that it has the potential to be non-shit.

    FF7 is one of my all time favorite games but being honest it's battle system was kinda shit. Like it was SNES "we literally don't have the hardware to do more" level JRPG combat with the twist of giving a minor edge to those who can navigate menus faster than everyone else plus a kinda interesting limit system that you can only shoehorn into an actual strategy by minmaxing the shit out of a few characters. I liked the FF7 materia system just because it was funky and novel, at least to an adolescent american kid in the late 90s.

    I think if you're going to remake a game, it should only have minimal changes to gameplay, which are necessary, major concerns that keep it from being decent.
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    The new one still has round-based battles if you choose to. It's called wait mode.
  19. Originally posted by hydromorphone Hey PoC, Just thought you'd like to relish in the fact because of all the shit I didn't order on Friday like I kept telling myself I had to. Couldn't remember why, and with all the stress and anxiety, I didn't. Just figured out why now: Labor Day. The PO is closed too, how I remembered. So pat yourself on the back for that one.

    I still hope things work out for you. Sorry you thought I tried to use, manipulate or ever hurt you. SHould show you I aint making up my memory loss. Ordering medicine isn't something I'd forget to do on purpose, but hye, I want to be like this, right?

    I did try to tell you last night I was sorry and took blame for what happened, but you know… for all the times you blamed how badly you treated me on your mental shit, that was the one and only time I ever blamed something I did (or lack thereof) because well… do a little research on epilepsy. I know damn well what's happening isn't panic attacks, I've dealt and still deal with those fairly regular. Panic attacks usually don't cause the person to convulse and/or fall out causing them huge bruises and contusions on their head, face and other parts of their body. It has certainly contributed to the physical pain beyond the contraction of muscles from going out all the time- its why I didn't want to get up to answer the phone. I had to re-read the conversation just to remember what you'd said and what I'd said from the point after I'd told you not to keep calling back.

    I love you, for whatever that's worth.

    I didn't ask to be like this, and I certainly didn't want to be anybodies victim. If I just laid there, and gave up like most people would have, then I'd probably have been believed, but because I tried a good deal to fight through it, well, of course I should be fine… just like you, you without any physical ailments, and with just your mental shit you say you can't work. I never truly wanted to lay down and die… as bad as shit got, as sick as I got, yeah, a good deal I wanted to die. I wanted to roll over and die, and be weak, but I wasn't. I still somehow made it, made it for my son, made it for you, and kept trying… but it really is all too much and how it kills me to be riddled like I am with all this shit tearing at my flesh and mind.


    If you wonder how I stood with Tye, then why don't you ask him. I loved you, Joe. Sorry you werent the only person I loved, but I loved you only shy of my son in a way I never had before, in a way I never thought I could. Sorry I failed to show you that. I truly am. I truly am sorry the shit wrong with me defeated me yet again. I tried at least, and well, it was sweet while it lasted.

    I love you. Sorry for it all

  20. Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好

    I didn't even read her post, but ypur schadenfreude pleases me

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