jedinited Airlines strikes again

1. 2017-09-01 at 5:29 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   But I'll keep you company no homo
2. 2017-09-01 at 5:37 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash But I'll keep you company no homo

   
   I love you Mash. For real.
3. 2017-09-01 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wish to could go to sleep but my stupid fucking ass chugged two monsters lmao.
4. 2017-09-01 at 5:39 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I wish to could go to sleep but my stupid fucking ass chugged two monsters lmao.

   
   I wouldn't fall asleep in an airport because somebody might come up and try grabbing your shit
   
   Also I love you too.
5. 2017-09-01 at 5:53 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash I wouldn't fall asleep in an airport because somebody might come up and try grabbing your shit
   
   Also I love you too.

   
   Yeah I know, I've travelled so much that I'm fucking paranoid. But I can sleep in business lounges because no poor people = little chance of theft.
6. 2017-09-01 at 5:56 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yeah I know, I've travelled so much that I'm fucking paranoid. But I can sleep in business lounges because no poor people = little chance of theft.

   
   Stick your wallet up your coin purse ;)
7. 2017-09-01 at 5:59 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fuck, this is what I get for not chartering
8. 2017-09-01 at 6:01 AM UTC

   #28
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   What're you doing flying around anyways?
9. 2017-09-01 at 6:13 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash What're you doing flying around anyways?

   
   I'm retired and young. The curse of a man with time is to have no desire to use it.
10. 2017-09-01 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #30
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I've slept in an airport before when stuck there overnight. Just slept with my luggage between me and the wall.
11. 2017-09-01 at 7:52 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I've slept in an airport before when stuck there overnight. Just slept with my luggage between me and the wall.

    
    Just took a 90 minute power nap using your method. Thanks boy, it honestly really helped, I genuinely feel very refreshed. I will try to sleep a bit more. But if I can't then I can kind of doze like this, with my eyes closed.
12. 2017-09-01 at 7:52 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fuck I wish there was a way to have these lights turned off.
13. 2017-09-01 at 9:11 AM UTC

    #33
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    man wtf, anybody with money woulda just gone got a hotel room. even i would get a hotel room in that situation.
    
    
    
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14. 2017-09-01 at 9:14 AM UTC

    #34
    

    BigLuigi Houston

    Originally posted by NARCassist man wtf, anybody with money woulda just gone got a hotel room. even i would get a hotel room in that situation.
    
    
    
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    you just destroyed that paki
15. 2017-09-01 at 9:15 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i grew up round heathrow, i know airports got hundreds of hotels surrounding them.
    
    
    
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16. 2017-09-01 at 9:21 AM UTC

    #36
    

    BigLuigi Houston
    Yeah this "wealthy" paki just got exposed as being a average regular Faruq
17. 2017-09-01 at 9:37 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they got everything from travelodge to the sheraton and excelsior. all pockets catered for. my guess, captain faggot is sitting in the corner of his bedroom that he shares with 3 other families, dreaming this shit up to look cool on the interwebs. when the fuck is this moron gonna take up teh jihad and go suicide bomb some shit?
    
    
    
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18. 2017-09-01 at 9:38 AM UTC

    #38
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    actually i can't wait to hear what shit he comes up with to cover for this bullshit
    
    
    
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19. 2017-09-01 at 9:45 AM UTC

    #39
    

    BigLuigi Houston
    Well he has been waiting on standby to see if an upgraded double first class seat would open up before the next flight with unsold seats departs.
20. 2017-09-01 at 9:57 AM UTC

    #40
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the airlines would happily take a first class passengers number and call them if one did. they literally fall over themselves to help fc passengers. they'd even find a hotel room for you and have somebody drive you the 300 yards to the door, if you wanted. man, they'd prolly even send their hottest stewardess to come tuck you in.
    
    
    
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