Originally posted by Lanny
I should turn up with dark sunglasses, in a trenchcoat, a couple of days of stubble and a fifth of burbon in a brown paper bag. Drunkenly slur "What's up BITCHES, who's ready to turn up the heat and get COOKIN?!?" Maybe draw a big penis on the whiteboard instead of my name, you know, to assert dominance, take control of the classroom
Do it, maybe then you'll realize the difference between how cool you think you are online, and your cringe index IRL.
Day two of doing absolutely nothing : So far so good. South Park is on the TV screen, USA Golds tastin' right as well as the ice cold Dr. Pepper next to my laptop. Make that extra right.
Hypothesis for tomorrow : More relaxing going smoothly.
Originally posted by mashlehash
I really don't understand this joke.
it should be 20 families at sentencing, the joke being that twenty-three year olds sounds like twenty three-year olds (20x3yo), but bradley is fatally retarded
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by aldra
it should be 20 families at sentencing, the joke being that twenty-three year olds sounds like twenty three-year olds (20x3yo), but bradley is fatally retarded
How could you your mind tweaked that much to think that that was a funny joke, or even a thing to say.
Originally posted by mashlehash
I really don't understand this joke.
It's a presumption that by molesting 23 1-year old babbies, that somehow every family knew about it but nobody came forward until maybe the last 3 or 4 babbies. A Bill Cosby/Tiger Woods/Bill Clinton type deal except with molesting one-year olds.
Originally posted by mmQ
It's a presumption that by molesting 23 1-year old babbies, that somehow every family knew about it but nobody came forward until maybe the last 3 or 4 babbies. A Bill Cosby/Tiger Woods/Bill Clinton type deal except with molesting one-year olds.
the first 20 or so assumed the rectal bleeding was from them accidentally mixing up the extra spicy salsa with the baby food
Originally posted by aldra
the first 20 or so assumed the rectal bleeding was from them accidentally mixing up the extra spicy salsa with the baby food
Originally posted by RestStop
I was just reminded in another thread…wtf happened to Malice? Is he worm food? Is his essence now an AI cyborg? The suspense is killing me..
hydromorphone
victim of incest
[insincerely conduce my paisley]
Hey, §m£ÂgØL:
I want to apologize to you.
You're right about Joe. I shouldn't have jumped to defend such a piece of vile shit.
Just an FYI for everyone, he's a NARC. He got mad at me because I was fucked up with a headache, had been having seizures that morning, was seizury then and just couldnt deal with a conversation about the shit he wanted to discuss and was being very negative "fuck everything" shit. He wouldn't stop calling me back, finally until I said "have a nice life" then he kept going on, said a bunch of hurtful things, and just wouldnt leave me alone, until I blocked him which right before he said "block me stupid, and dont come crawling back to me" which I had no intention of ever doing, especially after him saying that- all I wanted initially was to be left alone to seizure and deal with the pain because he wasn't doing anything to amake it better and was only making it worse. Called my house over a dozen times, having the old man scream and scream from what I gathered between seizures until I fell asleep, got woke by his screaming again.. Then found out he changed my password and email account for where I get my medicine from. then tried to refuse to give me the info until I talked to him and he got "closure" or some shit. According to texts to a mutual friend he also did some grimy narcy shit making reports that will fuck up my life even worse.
I called him back a few times encouraging him to kill himself, which I shouldnt have done but my anxiety is bad and I feel more violated and used than anyone else ever has done to me. To think I almost trusted him with my medicine to help me taper. To think I fucking even mailed him shit to help him. to think I trusted him with my personal details. Thank God I never did move in with him. I an see it now, him pissed off at me because I can't talk or explain things right, because im seizuring so hed probably flush my shit just being pissed I won't "explain" why I cant talk. Pretty fucking ear why I couldnt talk today, but he still fucking couldnt leave me the fuck alone and just let things calm down. Now he's gone to fuck my life up, and well... he already has.
I'm sorry, Tomas. FOr whatever reason you never EDIT:didn't NARC on me despite you wanting and even trheatening to at times. I apologize and I truly hope youre happy with your life, girlfriend, and whatever else. I hope all your dreams come to fruit and you continue writing. Sorry for the times I was a dick to you. Not that sorry fixes anything or whatevr but thouht youmiht like the satisfaction of being right at least.
Post last edited by hydromorphone at 2017-09-01T05:58:06.826412+00:00
