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Y'all over masturbating a shampoo bottle before?

  1. #1
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I haven't personally but I know somebody who has but I'm not going to go into it.

    What about you
  2. #2
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    One time I accidentally got shampoo in my dickhole. I wasn't even masturbating. It burned.
  3. #3
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash I haven't personally but I know somebody who has but I'm not going to go into it.

    What about you

    pics or it didnt happen
  4. #4
    RestStop Space Nigga
    No. But I know someone who has, it's the impression that I get.
  5. #5
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock pics or it didnt happen

    Pics of your mom
  6. #6
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I guess I'll tell the story

    It's a quick story

    my friend walked in on his little brother trying to stick his dick in the shampoo bottle
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash I guess I'll tell the story

    It's a quick story

    my friend walked in on his little brother trying to stick his dick in the shampoo bottle

    tell the story about where your little brother walked in on you sticking a shampoo bottle up your ass.
  8. #8
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock tell the story about where your little brother walked in on you sticking a shampoo bottle up your ass.

    Coin purse ain't that bog.

    Haven't tried prostate stimulation in a while
  9. #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash Coin purse ain't that bog.

    Haven't tried prostate stimulation in a while

    go for it. use a 55-gallon shampoo drum
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Joe Kane No but I prolapsed a girl with a water bottle once

    pics or it didn't happen.

    I know of a couple of chicks who managed to get 32oz beer bottles stuck up in there. totally not my fault.

    already posted pics.
  11. #11
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Joe Kane No but I prolapsed a girl with a water bottle once

    She's not worth it.
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