I always check my skanks when I get on

1. 2017-07-27 at 8:26 PM UTC

   #61
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by cerakote i do too, but i dont have much culinary experience. dont have very many opportunities to cook since my dad prepares food for the entire week and making my own shit would mess up that planning. im not bothered by it since ill have all the time to work on my kitchen game once im out on my own

   
   I feel you. I think I got my cooking skills from my grandma who made everything from scratch, because she grew up on a farm in the 20's, and raised two kids on a farm in the 40's and 50's. Every now and then I'll use some 40's era recipe and realize that's where she got it from.
2. 2017-07-27 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #62
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash What's the name of the book?
   
   
   write me the first line.

   
   it was literally at the top of the book shelf...
   
   'chapter one...a few months after my twenty first birthday....'
   
   I'm on page 40. and I've been trying to read it for about a year now.
3. 2017-07-27 at 8:30 PM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock I view the shitters on an aircraft carrier that are cleaned by the lowest ranking sailors who have that job specifically due to their subpar performance in other areas as somewhere wholly unacceptable to be the place where food is consumed.
   
   no. my toothbrush is nowhere near my toilet. the only thing near my toilet are ass wiping materials and reading material.

   
   So demoted people are mainly black? and if your vanity is next to the room that most peoples vanity is next to, then there is shit particles landing and collecting on the tip and brush region. even if it's another room.
4. 2017-07-27 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #64
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 So demoted people are mainly black? and if your vanity is next to the room that most peoples vanity is next to, then there is shit particles landing and collecting on the tip and brush region. even if it's another room.

   
   I said nothing about 'demoted' anything. the shit jobs...of which cleaning toilets and painting random bullshit includes...is performed by those who aren't capable of functioning acceptably in other less shitty jobs, regardless of skin color.
   
   stfu about my toothbrush, idiot. it's irrelevant. it's in a case and I soak it in bleach on a regular basis as well as rinse it in hot water before every use.
5. 2017-07-27 at 8:48 PM UTC

   #65
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock stfu about my toothbrush, idiot. it's irrelevant. it's in a case and I soak it in bleach on a regular basis as well as rinse it in hot water before every use.

   
   but do you keep it under uv light all the time ??
6. 2017-07-27 at 8:51 PM UTC

   #66
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader but do you keep it under uv light all the time ??

   
   I keep a pet monkey stapled to the ceiling by its paws then jam the toothbrush up its ass for safe keeping
7. 2017-07-27 at 9:02 PM UTC

   #67
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   make sure you insert a uv torchlight before the toothbrush for safe & germ-free keeping
8. 2017-07-27 at 10 PM UTC

   #68
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader make sure you insert a uv torchlight before the toothbrush for safe & germ-free keeping

   
   im going to fire the monkey and staple your ass up there to be my new toothbrush holder.
9. 2017-07-28 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #69
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by infinityshock im going to fire the monkey and staple your ass up there to be my new toothbrush holder.

   
   But then you'll have cum all over your toothbresh
10. 2017-07-28 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #70
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet But then you'll have cum all over your toothbresh

    
    ill staple Bill Krozbys ass cheeks to his dick as a cum-catcher then theyll both be in the perfect configuration...one retard to be the toothbrush holder...the other retard to use his tongue as my toilet paper.
11. 2017-07-28 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #71
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock im going to fire the monkey and staple your ass up there to be my new toothbrush holder.

    
    my ass dispenses toothpaste as well.
    
    brown and fluoride-free.
12. 2017-07-28 at 10:03 PM UTC

    #72
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader my ass dispenses toothpaste as well.
    
    brown and fluoride-free.

    
    you use your boyfriends jizz to brush your teeth...
13. 2017-07-28 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #73
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock you use your boyfriends jizz to brush your teeth…

    
    no, he does.
14. 2017-08-29 at 6:21 PM UTC

    #74
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by infinityshock it was literally at the top of the book shelf…
    
    'chapter one…a few months after my twenty first birthday….'
    
    I'm on page 40. and I've been trying to read it for about a year now.

    
    You must have an attention problem.
15. 2017-08-29 at 6:26 PM UTC

    #75
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash You must have an attention problem.

    
    it's hard to read shit.
16. 2017-08-29 at 6:30 PM UTC

    #76
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by infinityshock it's hard to read shit.

    
    You've got the stupid gene.
    
    And no, I don't feel sorry for you.
17. 2017-08-29 at 10:02 PM UTC

    #77
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock ill staple Bill Krozbys ass cheeks to his dick as a cum-catcher then theyll both be in the perfect configuration…one retard to be the toothbrush holder…the other retard to use his tongue as my toilet paper.

    
    seems like an awful lot of equipment to install to have a safekeeping for your toothbrush.
18. 2017-08-29 at 10:22 PM UTC

    #78
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 seems like an awful lot of equipment to install to have a safekeeping for your toothbrush.

    
    Wat???
19. 2017-08-31 at 8:36 PM UTC

    #79
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *checking skanks*
20. 2017-09-01 at 4 AM UTC

    #80
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You even have any teeth, how are you expecting to get a woman?