Older hippy guy got salty at the store earlier

2017-08-23 at 1:37 AM UTC

#1

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

I went to howard edward butt's. The biggest grocery chain in texas for you guys that don't know. And I went to go buy some stuffed flank steak with feta cheese and spinach. And some other stuff and I got into longest line ever and when I got to the cashier she was like chatting me up about the flank steak and asking me if it was good and I dropped a quarter and couldn't hear what she was saying.

And evidently she grabbed the guys burlap sacks on conveyor belt (in austin you either have to buy a bag for 25 cent each or you have to supply your own bags, no plastic bags allowed) that was on his of the checkout bar. and while she was talking to me I asked to buy a bag and she was like "you already have bags" and the ebagger girl was already shoving my stuff into the dudes behind me's bags, and I said oh wait those aren't mine, sir are those yours and he really pissed off and said yes they are, and the girl started taking my stuff out and I jokingly said "all ur bags belong to me" and the two girls laughed at my lame joke and he said really sternly "they put your raw meat in it"

and he crossed his arms like a woman and gave me a look like "FUCK ME LIKE A HUSBAND WOULD!" and proceeded to turn around still with his arms crossed.

But anyways, what you gonts having for dinner?

I'm having these pinwheels with a-1 sauce, I'm trying to start eating more and drinking less
Don't cheat yourself, treat yourself.

2017-08-23 at 1:40 AM UTC

#2

mmQ Lisa Turtle

I would have sparked up a flash mob dance, but anyway I digress, I just had a dumpling and piece of chicken at work, 5 puffy Cheetos here since i i got home, and now I'm working on ales and airplane shots.

2017-08-23 at 1:40 AM UTC

#3

Panthrax Tuskegee Airman

that looks good. all the grocery stores here in kansas give u free plastic sacks. I know they used to ask if u wanted paper or plastic bags now they just give u plastic ones. Some gross old women bring their own re-usable bags I think they used to be hippy sluts but now they are all banged out and nasty.

I bet that guy was some kind of jedi and they tainted his Haram pickle-only bag or something.

2017-08-23 at 1:41 AM UTC

#4

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Panthrax that looks good. all the grocery stores here in kansas give u free plastic sacks. I know they used to ask if u wanted paper or plastic bags now they just give u plastic ones.

I bet that guy was some kind of jedi and they tainted his Haram pickle-only bag or something.

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kroz

2017-08-23 at 1:42 AM UTC

#5

Panthrax Tuskegee Airman

Can you change my name

2017-08-23 at 1:44 AM UTC

#6

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

He crossed his arms and then turned around..? Like turned his back to you? What a n00b.

2017-08-23 at 1:46 AM UTC

#7

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mmQ I would have sparked up a flash mob dance, but anyway I digress, I just had a dumpling and piece of chicken at work, 5 puffy Cheetos here since i i got home, and now I'm working on ales and airplane shots.

what are airplane shots?

2017-08-23 at 1:46 AM UTC

#8

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Panthrax that looks good. all the grocery stores here in kansas give u free plastic sacks. I know they used to ask if u wanted paper or plastic bags now they just give u plastic ones. Some gross old women bring their own re-usable bags I think they used to be hippy sluts but now they are all banged out and nasty.

I bet that guy was some kind of jedi and they tainted his Haram pickle-only bag or something.

austin used to give you free plastic sacks since FOREVER, but the last 3 years they cut that out, its the only place in texas that doesn't do that anymore because we are a GREEN city.

2017-08-23 at 1:47 AM UTC

#9

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Panthrax Can you change my name

Don't think so lil bromo

2017-08-23 at 1:52 AM UTC

#10

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery He crossed his arms and then turned around..? Like turned his back to you? What a n00b.

Yes, I almost thought he was going to say "WELL I NEVER!"

I wasn't even trying to be a jerk i was just messing around, if that happened to me i wouldnt of cared because I'm not a vegan and i'm not concerned with cross contamination. I've had food poisoning a few times but most of the time was because I under cooked my own food. Not because I bagged something chicken with beef that are already wrapped.

The store looks at it more as a liability on their part but I believe its fine for the most part. I used to work at the butts store when I was a kid and plenty of people dont give a shit just as long as you don't put a gallon of ice cream on top of their rotisserie chicken.

whats weird about the whole bag thing is people but their dirty back packs, burlap sacks ect on the conveyor belt and for all you know it could be sprayed with cat ass, but as long as you aren't messing with austin and using up plastic bags its the lesser of two evils.

when I go to round rock I go to their walmarts and heb and shop and stock up on tons of plastic bags.

Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-08-23T01:54:24.772607+00:00

2017-08-23 at 2:33 AM UTC

#11

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Panthrax Can you change my name

Big Lug

2017-08-23 at 2:35 AM UTC

#12

mmQ Lisa Turtle

I wish I could be heavily intoxicated when I was in scenarios like these. I'll do it sober, but it's more fun and easy to shame someone publically when I've had some ales to ease the fluidity of my cutting words.

2017-08-23 at 2:44 AM UTC

#13

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby ahhh-durrhhhh…

youre a fucking retard.

2017-08-23 at 2:46 AM UTC

#14

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by infinityshock youre a fucking retard.

What's your dad's email address?

2017-08-23 at 2:51 AM UTC

#15

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mmQ I wish I could be heavily intoxicated when I was in scenarios like these. I'll do it sober, but it's more fun and easy to shame someone publically when I've had some ales to ease the fluidity of my cutting words.

i got intoxicated shortly after this incident (am now) and after cooking my steaks I walked to the brew store while they were cooling down and this tall skinny dude was smoking a cig and I didn't recognize him and he started shouting, you fuck with Kelly?! you're nasty!, it took me a second to realize what he was talking about but he's my neighbors lil bro and I fucked there sister a few times "pumped in dumped" that ho. And I thought he was joking but he walked right into a bush while turned around smoking his cig staring me down and I laughed at the dude, and said "she's nasty like you too thats why i quit.", and I text his big bro right after that and said "is your brother john a functional retard!!?"

and he text me back saying "you wanna get your ass beat?!"

2017-08-23 at 3:28 AM UTC

#16

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ What's your dad's email address?

post pics of your mom

and.

he literally doesnt have one.

2017-08-23 at 3:31 AM UTC

#17

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by infinityshock post pics of your mom

and.

he literally doesnt have one.

How old is he?

2017-08-23 at 3:37 AM UTC

#18

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ How old is he?

spaghetti.

2017-08-23 at 3:39 AM UTC

#19

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by infinityshock spaghetti.

Serious? I thought he was still alive.

2017-08-23 at 3:40 AM UTC

#20

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ Serious? I thought he was still alive.

i thought santa claus was going to bring me a pony.

we all cant get what we want.

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