In Soviet Russia spam text message deletes YOU!

1. 2016-04-16 at 6:28 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   http://www.news.com.au/technology/su...-1225997374717
   
   Also, this is why you install a killswitch if you're going to use a mobile device as a detonator. Preferably set it to a timer as well so when you arm the damn thing it takes at least X amount of time for anything to go wrong.
2. 2016-04-16 at 6:35 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Rebuild Yourself.
3. 2016-04-16 at 6:38 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Rebuild Yourself.

   
   To what end?
4. 2016-04-16 at 7:01 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was trying to do a Zanick and think of the most amicable way to say "Kill Yourself", but instead I did an Obbe, because of the resulting "To what end?", which invited open-ended introspection, (I'm about to do a sploo) as well as retrospection. Also, the least amicable way to say "Kill Yourself" would be "K1ll Y0$3lf.".
5. 2016-04-16 at 7:04 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I was trying to do a Zanick and think of the most amicable way to say "Kill Yourself", but instead I did an Obbe, because of the resulting "To what end?", which invited open-ended introspection, (I'm about to do a sploo) as well as retrospection. Also, the least amicable way to say "Kill Yourself" would be "K1ll Y0$3lf.".

   
   I edited this post 5 times.
6. 2016-04-16 at 3:08 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   5 years old...
7. 2016-04-16 at 6:46 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   5 years old…

   
   Well this is not Zoklet's or Totse's "This just in" so deal with it.
8. 2016-04-16 at 6:47 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   I edited this post 5 times.

   
   I bet it's better for it.
9. 2016-04-16 at 9:05 PM UTC

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   Industrial Houston
   this is funny, i don't know much about electromagnetic radiation but wouldn't a remote controlled car's control stick work?
10. 2016-04-16 at 9:40 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    this is funny, i don't know much about electromagnetic radiation but wouldn't a remote controlled car's control stick work?

    
    Sure if you want to be within 30 feet of the explosion. You're gonna' need a more powerful radio source if you want to be a couple miles away before the thing goes off.
11. 2016-04-16 at 9:57 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    this is funny, i don't know much about electromagnetic radiation but wouldn't a remote controlled car's control stick work?

    
    they have used radio remotes for IEDS in the sandbox however US forces would see the haji and turn him into hamburger
12. 2016-04-16 at 10:11 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    More like the CIA tricks them into accepting and delivering a packsack or suitcase somewhere, then they detonate it remotely. Probably pulled the trigger accidentally on this one, or the patsy already knew too much.