Excuse me everyone..

1. 2017-08-19 at 2:03 AM UTC

   #21
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 I feel bad for pointing this out.. but some of the story was true. just professional behavior. conversation went well and I said "Have a beautiful day"
   
   but the rest of this was just weird, sardonic humor.
   
   No one got dragged under the car. I didn't take my foot off the brake and no beautiful lady with awesome legs gave me her business card.
   
   After I dropped off a nice woman, I turned the corner and saw a really beautiful mixed lady (very possible she was from India with something other than mixed in?)
   
   and I thought how funny all of this came together. I had all of this in a short bit which leads to fictional short stories or outlines of.
   
   I can't believe the rest of you cycled in with it being serious. seemed benny was joking too about the "have a nice days" comment. or at least I viewed it that way. You will know if I was serious about this story because I wouldn't be telling it on here. only to you in person or reading about it in a lawsuit against the company

   
   Nobody will believe anything you say ever again.
2. 2017-08-19 at 2:05 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Nobody will believe anything you say ever again.

   
   because no one here ever tells sardonic Bill Krozby humorous chick stories?
   
   so that's OK then. lets not believe anyone, ever.
   
   "Trust no one"
3. 2017-08-19 at 11:26 AM UTC

   #23
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Nobody will believe anything you say ever again.

   
   if you did you have an iq lower than Bill Krozby.
4. 2017-08-19 at 11:29 AM UTC

   #24
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by benny vader shes form india.
   
   over there ''have a nice days'' means you have nice legs and i want to wedge myself in between them and savagely penetrates you, like it or not.
   
   pls be more culturally aware and sensitive next time.

   
   ask her to open bobbs and give vagene
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Memeing_Electron
5. 2017-08-19 at 11:46 AM UTC

   #25
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by aldra ask her to open bobbs and give vagene

   
   you have to work for that
6. 2017-08-20 at 12:19 AM UTC

   #26
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 …
   
   No one got dragged under the car. I didn't take my foot off the brake and no beautiful lady with awesome legs gave me her business card. …

   
   I feel violated and betrayed.
7. 2017-08-20 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I feel violated and betrayed.

   
   we all should.
   
   I guess it's time to go return the coody phone instead of mailing the fucking thing.
   
   how u get down dar... wut u doing blinky noising me
8. 2017-08-20 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 because no one here ever tells sardonic Bill Krozby humorous chick stories?
   
   so that's OK then. lets not believe anyone, ever.
   
   "Trust no one"

   
   no one believes anything Bill Krozbytard posts anyway
9. 2017-08-20 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #29
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I feel violated and betrayed.

   
   Not Yet.