2017-08-18 at 6:33 PM UTC
I had a rider in my car who was mixed nationalities or sumthin
we had a talk about the country of origins which I'm still not familure with. and when the ride was over, this beautiful lady with the most extreme set of tan tall legs started to exit the car as I stated "Have a lovely day".
She got back into the car and stared at me with kind of angry eyes and said "Excuse me, what did you say about my legs you perv".
I began to stutter and stated "No, I said have a lovely day". but she cut me off mid sentence and was like "I don't think it's proper for you to hit on clients in your car".
She began to ruffle in her purse and pulled a pen out and a piece of small paper and asked what My name was again.
I just sat there with my jaw dropped and she smiled and said "But I really enjoyed our conversation and you have a sweet personality. So I'll make it an acceptation this one time" and handed me her business card and smiled and started to get out.
I was so nervous and happy that as she was getting out, I took my foot off the brake (because she was already out of the car the first time and I had it in reverse to back up waiting for her to close the door)
Anyways the long of the short or vice versa is I dragged her a bit and she got caught under the car and scraped her legs and knees. someone helped her up and she just looked at me with the same angry eyes as before and walked off.
Am I supposed to still call her?
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2017-08-18 at 6:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001
I had a rider in my car who was mixed nationalities or sumthin
we had a talk about the country of origins which I'm still not familure with. and when the ride was over, this beautiful lady with the most extreme set of tan tall legs started to exit the car as I stated "Have a lovely day".
She got back into the car and stared at me with kind of angry eyes and said "Excuse me, what did you say about my legs you perv".
I began to stutter and stated "No, I said have a lovely day". but she cut me off mid sentence and was like "I don't think it's proper for you to hit on clients in your car".
She began to ruffle in her purse and pulled a pen out and a piece of small paper and asked what My name was again.
I just sat there with my jaw dropped and she smiled and said "But I really enjoyed our conversation and you have a sweet personality. So I'll make it an acceptation this one time" and handed me her business card and smiled and started to get out.
I was so nervous and happy that as she was getting out, I took my foot off the brake (because she was already out of the car the first time and I had it in reverse to back up waiting for her to close the door)
Anyways the long of the short or vice versa is I dragged her a bit and she got caught under the car and scraped her legs and knees. someone helped her up and she just looked at me with the same angry eyes as before and walked off.
Am I supposed to still call her?
shes form india.
over there ''have a nice days'' means you have nice legs and i want to wedge myself in between them and savagely penetrates you, like it or not.
pls be more culturally aware and sensitive next time.
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2017-08-18 at 7:13 PM UTC
-SpectraL
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I'd say, after dragging her and injuring her, you may as well not call. You don't have a chance.
2017-08-18 at 7:23 PM UTC
you must be handsome. why did you hit her with your car? that isnt very nice.
2017-08-18 at 7:27 PM UTC
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2017-08-18 at 7:59 PM UTC
fucking retard. that's what you get for letting your victims escape. if you weren't an amateur she would be cocooned in duct-taped in your basement right now and your posts would be asking which one of her orifices you should ravage first. followed by pics.
kill yourself to correct this discrepancy and make the universe at peace again.
2017-08-18 at 10:25 PM UTC
More like gentilemanly. But really, how do you misspell gentle?
2017-08-18 at 11:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Are you retarded? It was a kike joke.
Pro Tip:Jokes are funny.
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2017-08-19 at 12:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I would still call her and try to make it up to her. Thats the genitalmanly thing to do.
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2017-08-19 at 1:22 AM UTC
I feel bad for pointing this out.. but some of the story was true. just professional behavior. conversation went well and I said "Have a beautiful day"
but the rest of this was just weird, sardonic humor.
No one got dragged under the car. I didn't take my foot off the brake and no beautiful lady with awesome legs gave me her business card.
After I dropped off a nice woman, I turned the corner and saw a really beautiful mixed lady (very possible she was from India with something other than mixed in?)
and I thought how funny all of this came together. I had all of this in a short bit which leads to fictional short stories or outlines of.
I can't believe the rest of you cycled in with it being serious. seemed benny was joking too about the "have a nice days" comment. or at least I viewed it that way. You will know if I was serious about this story because I wouldn't be telling it on here. only to you in person or reading about it in a lawsuit against the company
