No pulp is for pussies

1. 2016-08-21 at 11:40 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So many people with a jizz fixation ITT
2. 2016-08-22 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   No

   You might consider another audience then. Just sayin'.
3. 2016-08-22 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   1. Buy cranberries.
   2. Buy cranberry juice.
   3. Put both in blender.
   4. ?????????
   5. PROFIT!!!

   When does that in to being as fuck poor?
4. 2016-08-22 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   When does that in to being as fuck poor?

   
   English, do you speak it? Surely you have 5 dollars for some cranberries and some juice.
5. 2016-08-23 at 2:07 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was at a hotel and there was a machine with buttons for apple/orange/cranberry juice.
   
   The orange was very pulpy but so delicious. There was also a pancake and waffles machine.
   
6. 2016-08-23 at 9:58 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I was at a hotel and there was a machine with buttons for apple/orange/cranberry juice.
   
   The orange was very pulpy but so delicious. There was also a pancake and waffles machine.

   My favorite machine presses fresh oranges to juice and it's out of glass so you can see the whole process. I never drink OJ but they get me with that thing every time. I'll spend 10 bucks just to watch that shit.
7. 2016-08-23 at 10:10 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   When does that in to being as fuck poor?

   
   That's a pretty tasty looking salad you've got there
8. 2016-08-23 at 11:08 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   This isn't the one I'm talking about but fuck me if that's not a crazy video. The machine is cool, too but that videe, mayn.
   
   From the choice of music to the guy who obviously has sex with the machine on a regular basis. Great fucking video.
9. 2016-08-23 at 11:16 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   This woman is clearly disgusted because she knows what the machine has been through.
10. 2016-08-23 at 11:32 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    English, do you speak it? Surely you have 5 dollars for some cranberries and some juice.

    I really fucked up there, god damn I should kill myself.
    Cranberries and grapes are pretty fucking expensive over here, don't think I've actually seen cranberries in anything but tins or sauces though and that doesn't sound as good as fresh, they're still cranberries though and therefore are good tasting so maybe i'll try it one day.
11. 2016-08-23 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You might consider another audience then. Just sayin'.

    
    
    But you told me to post more
12. 2016-08-23 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I really fucked up there, god damn I should kill myself.
    Cranberries and grapes are pretty fucking expensive over here, don't think I've actually seen cranberries in anything but tins or sauces though and that doesn't sound as good as fresh, they're still cranberries though and therefore are good tasting so maybe i'll try it one day.

    
    I live near a lot of cranberry bogs, I could have worked at one but I chose to work with cannabis instead.
    
    
13. 2016-08-23 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    But you told me to post more

    Fair enough.
    
    I mean, the thread turned out alright but I don't think the chances of it solving your problem where very high to begin with. Pulp muncher.