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No pulp is for pussies

  1. #1
    How much of a faggot do you have to be to constantly whine and cry because we get orange juice with pulp in it? Especially if you don't even pay for it, and there's a motherfucking strainer hanging right over the fucking sink?

    No one else in the house cares and the orange juice with pulp in it is cheaper anyway.
  2. #2
    Time to put some pulp on a nigga if you know what I mean.

    I'm kinda on the fence, though cause pulp is pretty nasty you cheap fuck.
  3. #3
    Or people who just don't want gunk in their oj...
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    How much of a faggot do you have to be to constantly whine and cry because we get orange juice with pulp in it? Especially if you don't even pay for it, and there's a motherfucking strainer hanging right over the fucking sink?

    No one else in the house cares and the orange juice with pulp in it is cheaper anyway.


    you can't call people faggots for not wanting orange juice with the texture of semen. comes across like bubba yelling 'I'm not gay, YOU'RE GAY' mid-prison rape
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love chunky little stringy bits of shit in my beverages. I especially love the way they get caught up on the roof of my mouth and near the back of my throat when I'm consuming my drink. FEELS GOOD MAN.
  6. #6
    Use the strainer if you don't like it

    Or buy your own damn orange juice
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Or buy your own damn orange juice

    We do nigga'.
  8. #8
    I eat Kiwis with their skin because that's where the nutrients are in.

    You may think it's like eating ballsacks because they are so fuzzy but it's more like eating ballsacks with millions of tiny brittle needles sticking out of them. The secred is to get them wet and rub the fur off.

    The skin is very bitter, though.
  9. #9
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I wish there was cranberry juice with pulp, that sounds like it'd be good
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I wish there was cranberry juice with pulp, that sounds like it'd be good

    1. Buy cranberries.
    2. Buy cranberry juice.
    3. Put both in blender.
    4. ?????????
    5. PROFIT!!!
  11. #11
    Juice?. Sorry but space niggas only drink Tang.
  12. #12
    Hahahaha, sometimes you don't see the forest because of all those damn trees.

    Good times. I spoon full of that stuff, just to eat it, at first pellet by pellet, letting some of them melt in my mouth and crush others. And when I only had a tiny pile of it left, maybe 5 or 6, I'd throw them all in and then lick the dust off my hand.

    That's what I got as a kid for doing chores or having good grades. Some Tang instead of a beating. Good times.
  13. #13
    We do nigga'.

    Then you are not who this thread is directed at.
  14. #14
    Then you are not who this thread is directed at.
    Is that person a member on this website?
  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Then you are not who this thread is directed at.

    My gf doesn't even like OJ.

    [greentext]>lucky[/greentext]
  16. #16
    I drink it every day


  17. #17
    Is that person a member on this website?

    No
  18. #18
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    pulp is gross as fuck , i don't what that shit in my juice .
  19. #19
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Pulp is disgusting. I can't drink orange juice if it has pulp in it. A study conducted last week claimed that people who enjoy pulp in their orange juice like it because in their mind, the pulp resembles cum, revealing how much of a cum-guzzler they truly are.
  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Pulp is disgusting. I can't drink orange juice if it has pulp in it. A study conducted last week claimed that people who enjoy pulp in their orange juice like it because in their mind, the pulp resembles cum, revealing how much of a cum-guzzler they truly are.

    Lel.
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