The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-08-15 at 8:32 PM UTC

   #6361
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER I always wondered why when they were doing the Rickon exchange, no one yelled "ZIG ZAG MOTHERFUCKER!!". In a world of archery, if you run in a pattern that they cant lead, you have a pretty solid shot at not dying. Then again, wouldve missed that dramatic moment that no one gave a fuck about.

   
   You're supposed hide in the ceiling. behind the ceiling tiles. that limits you to one surprized attack of them cutting through the roof.. and only if they just happen to cut through above you and or see you while coming down on a tether line.
   
   just lie and wait. with a bucket for shitting in with a lime laced bag to hide the smell.
   
   come come come come come get some!
2. 2017-08-15 at 8:34 PM UTC

   #6362
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 You're supposed hide in the ceiling. behind the ceiling tiles. that limits you to one surprized attack of them cutting through the roof.. and only if they just happen to cut through above you and or see you while coming down on a tether line.
   
   just lie and wait. with a bucket for shitting in with a lime laced bag to hide the smell.
   
   come come come come come get some!

   
   I'll kill you.
3. 2017-08-15 at 8:36 PM UTC

   #6363
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll kill you.

   
   Sure you will, tough guy!
4. 2017-08-15 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #6364
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Sure you will, tough guy!

   
   I'll bill you
5. 2017-08-15 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #6365
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   For the psychiatric care you obviously need.
6. 2017-08-15 at 8:42 PM UTC

   #6366
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Pilled and billed, now get the fuck outta my office!
7. 2017-08-15 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #6367
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Pilled and billed, now get the fuck outta my office!

   
   With the appropriate pill, he will also be kill, and I'll gladly forfeit my bill
8. 2017-08-15 at 8:54 PM UTC

   #6368
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Pilled and billed, now get the fuck outta my office!

   
   "they're only supposed to be temporary"
   
   -Imgur user commenting back.
9. 2017-08-15 at 8:55 PM UTC

   #6369
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon With the appropriate pill, he will also be kill, and I'll gladly forfeit my bill

   
   Ahemmm
   
   "Killed"
10. 2017-08-15 at 8:59 PM UTC

    #6370
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Ahemmm
    
    "Killed"

    
    Yes yes, we are aware. Learn internet lingo, old person.
11. 2017-08-15 at 9:12 PM UTC

    #6371
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Apologies for poor lingo
    
    Where were you when totse is kill?
    
    I sitting couch playing Smash Boys when phone is ring
    
    "Totse is kill"
    
    "Yes"
    
    And you???
12. 2017-08-15 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #6372
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    X is kill is on par with 'an hero'.
13. 2017-08-15 at 9:39 PM UTC

    #6373
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    THEN WHO WAS PHONE?????
14. 2017-08-15 at 10:12 PM UTC

    #6374
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Tianep.tine + liquor has me pouring sweat, soaking through my clothes while sitting in AC.
15. 2017-08-15 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #6375
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I could go for about five Xanax bars right now
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Discount Whore 2.0
16. 2017-08-15 at 10:40 PM UTC

    #6376
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I can't cum for shit on this fucking Effexor
17. 2017-08-15 at 10:50 PM UTC

    #6377
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Will cum for shit
18. 2017-08-15 at 11:21 PM UTC

    #6378
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I know what people mean when they say "I like your moxie", but what even is moxie, really?
19. 2017-08-15 at 11:40 PM UTC

    #6379
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I know what people mean when they say "I like your moxie", but what even is moxie, really?

    
    It was old timey slang, kind of like "spunk"
20. 2017-08-15 at 11:40 PM UTC

    #6380
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Will spunk for shit