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Bad tinder date
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2017-08-15 at 2:41 PM UTCLast night I was drinking way more than normal and took a few benadryl to go to sleep and my phone beeped and I evidently matched with some girl on tinder so I hit her up and asked if I could come over. She said she was already in bed and I asked her "can't you hang in bed?" and she gave me her address and she was like 4 blocks away from me. So I just walked to her house, she had a nice house and we shared a brew and petted her cat named "smooches".
I was so drunk and shouldn't of even been there to be honest she was pretty hott despite her pixie haircut which I don't like, I asked her if she wanted to go lye down and she agreed and I took off my clothes in her living room and left them there. I got her to suck my dick but I was kinda passing out I was so sleepy and she said "I didn't invite you over here to just give you a blow job" and I said "I didn't come over here just to see your pretty face" and I slapped her.
So I got on top of her and she asked where the condom is and I told her I only brought spermacide because I don't use condoms and she told me I should leave, and I told her no I'm not going to leave and we went to sleep. I woke up at 8 this morning when her alarm went off and she was getting up and I told her to lay back down and she did, and I put my cock in her face and she said that thats not the way she likes to be aroused in the morning.
So I put on my clothes and left.
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2017-08-15 at 2:47 PM UTC*waiting patiently for that one day OP wakes up sans his penis*
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2017-08-15 at 2:51 PM UTC^that would be terrifying
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2017-08-15 at 2:53 PM UTCwith the way your treating girls, its only a matter of timeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-15 at 2:56 PM UTC
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2017-08-15 at 4:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Last night I was drinking way more than normal and took a few benadryl to go to sleep and my phone beeped and I evidently matched with some girl on tinder so I hit her up and asked if I could come over. She said she was already in bed and I asked her "can't you hang in bed?" and she gave me her address and she was like 4 blocks away from me. So I just walked to her house, she had a nice house and we shared a brew and petted her cat named "smooches".
I was so drunk and shouldn't of even been there to be honest she was pretty hott despite her pixie haircut which I don't like, I asked her if she wanted to go lye down and she agreed and I took off my clothes in her living room and left them there. I got her to suck my dick but I was kinda passing out I was so sleepy and she said "I didn't invite you over here to just give you a blow job" and I said "I didn't come over here just to see your pretty face" and I slapped her.
So I got on top of her and she asked where the condom is and I told her I only brought spermacide because I don't use condoms and she told me I should leave, and I told her no I'm not going to leave and we went to sleep. I woke up at 8 this morning when her alarm went off and she was getting up and I told her to lay back down and she did, and I put my cock in her face and she said that thats not the way she likes to be aroused in the morning.
So I
another work of fiction by the famous Bill Krozbynigger. -
2017-08-15 at 4:35 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-15 at 5:22 PM UTCI would say bullshit but there are women who actually like to be told shit.
the moment Bill Krozby pulled that in California (especially with a girl who has a pixie haircut)
He'd be handcuffed for rape polly. apparently "no means no" out here even on the first.
I love pixie cuts. go take a photo of this "No" girl. -
2017-08-15 at 5:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 I would say bullshit but there are women who actually like to be told shit.
the moment Bill Krozby pulled that in California (especially with a girl who has a pixie haircut)
He'd be handcuffed for rape polly. apparently "no means no" out here even on the first.
I love pixie cuts. go take a photo of this "No" girl.
there is no girl. he made up that entire post and the only sex he gets is when a fat homeless nigger is cramming his cock up or down...or both...one of his orifices. -
2017-08-15 at 5:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock there is no girl. he made up that entire post and the only sex he gets is when a fat homeless nigger is cramming his cock up or down…or both…one of his orifices.
I was thinking about why you never post photos of yourself.
It's because you're not an old man from the Korean War era I thought originally. You're an angry Man Hater, Lesbian vet out of the gulf war era?
You're a chick, huh? Butch? show us your beefy tits. -
2017-08-15 at 8:07 PM UTC
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2017-08-15 at 8:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 I was thinking about why you never post photos of yourself.
It's because you're not an old man from the Korean War era I thought originally. You're an angry Man Hater, Lesbian vet out of the gulf war era?
You're a chick, huh? Butch? show us your beefy tits.
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2017-08-15 at 8:28 PM UTC
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2017-08-15 at 8:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 I was thinking about why you never post photos of yourself.
It's because you're not an old man from the Korean War era I thought originally. You're an angry Man Hater, Lesbian vet out of the gulf war era?
You're a chick, huh? Butch? show us your beefy tits.
ill show you my tits when i cram them so far up your asshole they pop out of your eye sockets and launch your eyeballs across the room.
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2017-08-15 at 8:34 PM UTC
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2017-08-15 at 8:35 PM UTC
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2017-08-15 at 8:41 PM UTC^RETARD!!
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2017-08-15 at 8:45 PM UTC
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2017-08-15 at 8:47 PM UTC^RETARD!
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2017-08-15 at 8:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock ill show you my tits when i cram them so far up your asshole they pop out of your eye sockets and launch your eyeballs across the room.
idiot.
Originally posted by infinityshock ill role play however gets my angry enlarged clitoris up your asshole while scissoring it.
Where does all of this anger originate from? calm down, Lady!
