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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 hahaha you just won me a 12 pack of lagunitas, thank you mq

    Can you explain the bet?
  2. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Lanny Nice, the IPA?

    Pick up a six pack of Aunt Sally (also from Lagunitas) if you ever see it. It's seasonal but it's one of my all time favorite beers.

    I think so, I dont usually drink alcohol and I don't like IPA's but my friend says I'll like this one. when i do drink i usually buy a fifth of fruity vodka and find a matching juice.
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I probably am the worst parent ever, besides his father. I'm trying to do right by him. There is a lot wrong with me that prevents me from giving him the life he deserves and will suffer for if I'm left in his life. I cannot provide for him properly, and I realize that now. A lot to do with my health issues. My dependency is solely revolving around my chronic pain and physical ailments. I never stopped being suicidal, this is something I've dealt with for a looooong time. I have been going steadily down hill for the last 4 years or so, probably longer, just more rapidly in the last couple years.

    I am just trying to do the best I can for him before I go and set him up right. Once I'm gone, it doesn't matter. I am a selfish person. I think he should grow up resenting me while I'm dead, than me resenting him while I'm alive.

    just being there with him is all that matters girl, anything other than that is just bonus.




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Although I never forget you're from England, I still read your posts in my own accent, so it's fun to be reminded of how you actually sound when you're saying it or thinking it. Same with aldra and the Aussie accent.

    i hate how my voice sounds on recording. i basically have the look and voice of a thug that you'd see coming out of west ham football ground on a saturday afternoon. its not the best look, lol.




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  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 LSD I'm sorry you had to be a target but the stakes were high

    Lol. Honestly, I just didn't understand why you were so pissed. It's a sensitive subject I guess, but you're usually chill and not one of the people that goes on insulting me. I did think it was weird.
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery PoC for instance has been supposedly on the verge of suicide for at least 5 or 6 years, probably longer. The majority of the time when somebody actually kills themselves, it's a huge shock to everyone around them and everyone goes on about how they seemed fine. People who genuinely want to die don't want to worry people or be talked out of it. I can't remember the last suicide I've heard of where the person had been talking about it constantly for years. Not a single case comes to mind.

    this. i've known 5 people now commit suicide and each one of them came completely out the blue and everyone couldn't believe what happened or why. then every single person i've known who claims to be suicidal is pretty much still around today, as far as i know.




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  7. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by mmQ Can you explain the bet?

    sure buddy. my friend has been staying over because he has wife problems right now and he's seen me posting on here so he asked if he could make some posts. I told him no at first until he said that nobody would ever know. If he lost I got the lagunitas, and If nobody mentioned it after 36 hours he would win and I would buy him a cheap male masturbator to replace his wife. I gave him some tips and helped him find the picture and told him a little about lsd but otherwise he was on his own

    there was no mention of pissing people off in the deal, i think he wanted to do that all along, but lsd sure was a responsive target. My wife said we made too much noise laughing
  8. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    he's going to end up drinking all the IPAs anyway
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS He's kinda got a point, Mal. You haven't really… I mean… let's just say your social skills still have bed sores from being laid up so long.

    I'm glad you're improving though. It's good to see. :)

    i just say it as it is, but that conflicts with malices wibbly wobbly world of his own. so he doesn't like that.
  10. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Lol. Honestly, I just didn't understand why you were so pissed. It's a sensitive subject I guess, but you're usually chill and not one of the people that goes on insulting me. I did think it was weird.

    my friend says if you are ever in Idaho he'll buy you a beer for your troubles
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 sure buddy. my friend has been staying over because he has wife problems right now and he's seen me posting on here so he asked if he could make some posts. I told him no at first until he said that nobody would ever know. If he lost I got the lagunitas, and If nobody mentioned it after 36 hours he would win and I would buy him a cheap male masturbator to replace his wife. I gave him some tips and helped him find the picture and told him a little about lsd but otherwise he was on his own

    there was no mention of pissing people off in the deal, i think he wanted to do that all along, but lsd sure was a responsive target. My wife said we made too much noise laughing

    I think I could tell from the very first post. You're generally never that directly rude toward people, and you don't end your sentences with things like ,idiot or ,mongoloid. To be frank you're more subtle and well spoken than your friend.

    Glad I could help. :)
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 my friend says if you are ever in Idaho he'll buy you a beer for your troubles

    why the fuck would anyone ever be in idaho for? that's a pretty safe promise that will never have to be kept.




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  13. Bunch of cowards and poseurs in this thread
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm posing a weak ass cucklord bitch. How am i doing?
  15. Originally posted by mmQ I'm posing a weak ass cucklord bitch. How am i doing?

    I was thinking more along the lines of victim but w/e
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by mmQ I think I could tell from the very first post. You're generally never that directly rude toward people, and you don't end your sentences with things like ,idiot or ,mongoloid. To be frank you're more subtle and well spoken than your friend.

    Glad I could help. :)

    Is why I kept wondering where the hell that all came from. Was like damn nigga I really set him off.

    Anyway, power came back on halfway through GoT, and I didn't want to keep wasting data. And then my phone kept autoupdating shit, but I got it to stop. Back to the new episode.
  17. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by NARCassist why the fuck would anyone ever be in idaho for? that's a pretty safe promise that will never have to be kept.




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    we have some pretty kickass mountains and not a lot of people. its a good place for your forest homestead



    Post last edited by Discount Whore 2.0 at 2017-08-14T02:16:20.645690+00:00
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not to mention potatoes.

    Yeah, I said it.
  19. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by mmQ Not to mention potatoes.

    Yeah, I said it.

    do you know what you can make with potatoes?
  20. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    vodka

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