One time I masturbated on my own face

1. 2017-08-11 at 1:10 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   ...in the shower, I stood on my neck and masturbated on my face.
   
   maybe more than once
   
   What's your sexual secret?
2. 2017-08-11 at 1:11 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
3. 2017-08-11 at 1:23 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   I bet you liked it, slut.
   
   Everybody knows the fucked up shit I'm into. No secrets here.
4. 2017-08-11 at 1:46 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   HTS made a transition. Xhe is no longer a
   
   

   Show spoiler
5. 2017-08-11 at 2:36 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   One time when i was 17 i did coke after getting off work and went into the living room and jerked off to lady on the QVC channel.
6. 2017-08-11 at 2:38 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   is that why your hair's so manky
   
   
   
   also who was it on zoklet that went on a 12-hour methwank binge, ended up on the floor, gold told off by their mother and tried to explain to her that 'I was just exercising, I want to get in shape'?
7. 2017-08-11 at 3:51 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   One time while in the hospital, I masturbated in the shower and it got in my hair and I thought I got it all out. I was talking to my new friends famity and I'm pretty sure her sister noticed something in my hair.
   
   CHEERS!!
8. 2017-08-11 at 3:52 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by mashlehash One time while in the hospital, I masturbated in the shower and it got in my hair and I thought I got it all out. I was talking to my new friends famity and I'm pretty sure her sister noticed something in my hair.
   
   CHEERS!!

   
   are you ben stiller?
   
   
   
   
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9. 2017-08-11 at 3:52 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by aldra is that why your hair's so manky
   
   
   
   also who was it on zoklet that went on a 12-hour methwank binge, ended up on the floor, gold told off by their mother and tried to explain to her that 'I was just exercising, I want to get in shape'?

   
   Sounds like iwd
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   • aldra
10. 2017-08-11 at 3:53 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash One time while in the hospital, I masturbated in the shower and it got in my hair and I thought I got it all out. I was talking to my new friends famity and I'm pretty sure her sister noticed something in my hair.
    
    CHEERS!!

    
    pics or it didnt happen
11. 2017-08-11 at 3:57 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by mashlehash Sounds like iwd

    
    Lol. Fucking Internet-Weed-Dude. Kinda forgot about that nigga, to be honest.
12. 2017-08-11 at 3:58 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    How the fuck am I suppose to get pics
13. 2017-08-11 at 3:58 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Lol. Fucking Internet-Weed-Dude. Kinda forgot about that nigga, to be honest.

    
    I definitely did not.
    
    Lanny multi quote plox
    
    Post last edited by mashlehash at 2017-08-11T04:03:12.003518+00:00
14. 2017-08-11 at 4:04 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by HTS I bet you liked it, slut.
    
    Everybody knows the fucked up shit I'm into. No secrets here.

    
    No...no.
    
    I think there's a great deal you are not telling us.
15. 2017-08-11 at 4:06 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    When I was 19 and in jail i would jack off in the showers in one specific shower corner and it created little worms in that corner.
    
    And later in that day some black guy went in there to shower and he was like "someones been slackin their jack, we jack worms here!"
    
    I didn't know semen created worms, its like alchemy of some sort.
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16. 2017-08-11 at 4:07 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby When I was 19 and in jail i would jack off in the showers in one specific shower corner and it created little worms in that corner.
    
    And later in that day some black guy went in there to shower and he was like "someones been slackin their jack, we jack worms here!"
    
    I didn't know semen created worms, its like alchemy of some sort.

    
    That's fucked up brah
17. 2017-08-11 at 4:08 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mashlehash That's fucked up brah

    
    it is fucked up, i'd never seen anything like that before in my life and never since then.
18. 2017-08-11 at 4:10 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby it is fucked up, i'd never seen anything like that before in my life and never since then.

    
    You were not meant to breed.
19. 2017-08-11 at 4:12 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    jesus christ
20. 2017-08-11 at 4:14 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I love the title of this thread.