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Booked a flight to the Bahamas for tomorrow

  1. #61
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm planning a road trip. i'm gonna do route 66 in a boing 757.




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  2. #62
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh. OH. I forgot about the runway. Sitting in the plane waiting to take off, windows down, cool breeze in your hair, Britney Spears first album on blast, snacks and drinks in hand, mouthfuls of bubblegum, full tank of gas, ready to be driven down that runway and share some of the funniest and greatest moments of your life with your bestest of buds, knowing the following 120 seconds or so would be one of the greatest road trips one might ever be graced with the opportunity to enjoy. I totally forgot about that aspect, good eye M8.

    2 minutes? You can taxi short of the runway and sit there for an hour on the ground for any number of reasons. It probably won't be 2 minutes in the best of circumstances. You're welcome though: there is indeed at least like... 5 minutes of a roadtrip involved in flying.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh. OH. I forgot about the runway. Sitting in the plane waiting to take off, windows down, cool breeze in your hair, Britney Spears first album on blast, snacks and drinks in hand, mouthfuls of bubblegum, full tank of gas, ready to be driven down that runway and share some of the funniest and greatest moments of your life with your bestest of buds, knowing the following 120 seconds or so would be one of the greatest road trips one might ever be graced with the opportunity to enjoy. I totally forgot about that aspect, good eye M8.

    how much of the slice of pie chart does flight time color in? he has to drive or transport to the airport.. the airport is a short slice of time. then he gets off the plane and maybe takes a smaller plane to the island he wants. then it's all hiking and biking and train and driving from there. So it's always a road trip.

    I was just hoping he was going to Korea to meet up with the other cat. speaking of which.. maybe that dude is serious. Maybe he's in the US Army and got transferred there. I hope he sends us photos of the 38th. would be hilarious if he's at that station point and holds up the ghost photo of NIS with his other hand giving the finger to a North Korean Guard.

    or he could just have the North Korean Guard take the photo of him doing it.
  4. #64
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by HTS 2 minutes? You can taxi short of the runway and sit there for an hour on the ground for any number of reasons. It probably won't be 2 minutes in the best of circumstances. You're welcome though: there is indeed at least like… 5 minutes of a roadtrip involved in flying.

    Yes the stationary road trip trips are the best yes!
  5. #65
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 how much of the slice of pie chart does flight time color in? he has to drive or transport to the airport.. the airport is a short slice of time. then he gets off the plane and maybe takes a smaller plane to the island he wants. then it's all hiking and biking and train and driving from there. So it's always a road trip.

    I was just hoping he was going to Korea to meet up with the other cat. speaking of which.. maybe that dude is serious. Maybe he's in the US Army and got transferred there. I hope he sends us photos of the 38th. would be hilarious if he's at that station point and holds up the ghost photo of NIS with his other hand giving the finger to a North Korean Guard.

    or he could just have the North Korean Guard take the photo of him doing it.

    Yes, Totse 2001.
  6. #66
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mmQ Yes the stationary road trip trips are the best yes!

    TIL you're not on a roadtrip when you stop at a stop sign.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #67
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Thats because you associate with dipshits. The whole concept of a road trip is that it's all about driving and talking, seeing different sites, spending time on the open ROAD. It's literally in the word. The only people that would yell 'Road Trip!!' when learning they're gonna fly to the Bahamas are some baffoon types in a fraternity, or apparently you.

    As LSD said, when flying or boating is concerned, it's just a trip. If I ever refer to flying any distance in any airplane as a 'road trip,' please bury me alive so I can think about my retardation as I deservedly die.

    I've taken road trips in aircraft you wouldn't even be allowed near...much less aboard in flight.
  8. #68
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by HTS TIL you're not on a roadtrip when you stop at a stop sign.


    Every time I jump in the air I'm flying.
  9. #69
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Every time I jump in the air I'm flying.

    no.

    idiot.
  10. #70
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock I've taken road trips in aircraft you wouldn't even be allowed near…much less aboard in flight.

    all the aircraft i've boarded on i'm not allowed be near to before flight.
  11. #71
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader all the aircraft i've boarded on i'm not allowed be near to before flight.

    good for you
  12. #72
    infinityshock Black Hole
    the little faggot has a mink and a fur coat. the little faggot has his own jet airplane. little faggot is a millionaire.

    he's still a little faggot.
  13. #73
    Originally posted by infinityshock the little faggot has a mink and a fur coat. the little faggot has his own jet airplane. little faggot is a millionaire.

    he's still a little faggot.

    but he's a little faggot dressed better than you and has his own jet airplane.

    but I like that song! is the singer still living?
  14. #74
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 but he's a little faggot dressed better than you and has his own jet airplane.

    but I like that song! is the singer still living?

    I'll be the first person to admit my concept for dressing myself isn't too far removed from looking like a homeless person. I literally consult with others when I need to look presentable in public.

    dunno...but after I found out they changed the song by removing several lines if it due to faggots protesting the term 'faggot' I made it a high priority in my everyday conversation to use the word 'faggot' as often as possible.

    I've received countless admonitions from various websites and been banned multiple times, including several from jediface-book for saying 'faggot.'

    faggots.
  15. #75
    Originally posted by infinityshock I'll be the first person to admit my concept for dressing myself isn't too far removed from looking like a homeless person. I literally consult with others when I need to look presentable in public.

    dunno…but after I found out they changed the song by removing several lines if it due to faggots protesting the term 'faggot' I made it a high priority in my everyday conversation to use the word 'faggot' as often as possible.

    I've received countless admonitions from various websites and been banned multiple times, including several from jediface-book for saying 'faggot.'

    faggots.

    It seems people around the country are more prone to PC then the so called "Gay hub" San Francisco. I knew gay dudes in highschool or after highschool that would linger about your groups and hang out and call you a faggot just like you would them or anyone else.

    It's just a funny thing to call someone. I literally don't think of the person as gay. I think it's an idiom of sort to replace "you suck" from the old days. which probably meant the same as faggot in both a pejorative and obviously as an idiom as well.

    fuktarded society. as long as your not tying some gay guy up and beating him to death or plan harm in anyway then why is it a big issue. Some gay guy gets murdered (like that Mathew Sheppard guy) and suddenly anyone who says "Faggot" is a hate monger. Of course you personally show signs of that with Black folks I notice. but that will only make you bitter through life in general..

    anyways.. directed at Gay people, if they want to be accepted in society like anyone else then let the name calling continue. It's always been an American thing (as well as European or any other country). I just think America is really good at doing this.. Maybe the French or British are slightly better at it.
  16. #76
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 It seems people around the country are more prone to PC then the so called "Gay hub" San Francisco. I knew gay dudes in highschool or after highschool that would linger about your groups and hang out and call you a faggot just like you would them or anyone else.

    It's just a funny thing to call someone. I literally don't think of the person as gay. I think it's an idiom of sort to replace "you suck" from the old days. which probably meant the same as faggot in both a pejorative and obviously as an idiom as well.

    fuktarded society. as long as your not tying some gay guy up and beating him to death or plan harm in anyway then why is it a big issue. Some gay guy gets murdered (like that Mathew Sheppard guy) and suddenly anyone who says "Faggot" is a hate monger. Of course you personally show signs of that with Black folks I notice. but that will only make you bitter through life in general..

    anyways.. directed at Gay people, if they want to be accepted in society like anyone else then let the name calling continue. It's always been an American thing (as well as European or any other country). I just think America is really good at doing this.. Maybe the French or British are slightly better at it.

    fucking faggots...
  17. #77
    HTS highlight reel
    Ball busting is a time honored male bonding exercise.
  18. #78
    Originally posted by HTS Ball busting is a time honored male bonding exercise.

    I think since at least 1980 or late 70s .. someone being gay was their own thing and that made them feel isolated. prior to that it was an instant beatdown.

    but lots of people are loners. reach for something you loner faggots. all of you. gay or not.

    HTS if you're 100 percent asian (that matters for a reason) show tits.
  19. #79
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I hope his plane fucking crashed
  20. #80
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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