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Would any of you gonts fuck this slammer?!

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I met her online and set up a date at my place, she's coming from like an hour away. She has a kid and luckily has parents that will watch her daughter. I told her what I wanted to do, fuck dat ass fuck dat mouth fuck date face and for her to bake me muffins and she agreed to, but she probably won't follow through with the muffins.

    She's got huge tits. I text a few of the pictures to my amigo vaporwave and he said he would only hit and quit it if he was drunk lol. I sent a pic to scrawny and he said he wants to set her on fire because all of her pictures but one use a retard snapchat enhancement.

    I spoke to her over the phone last night and she seemed nice, but I can't really remember.

    But yeah after I spoke to her over the phone I went and bought a chili dog, fries, and an apple pie from shortstop. Do any of you gonts have a shortstop in your state, im not sure if its just a texan thing.






    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-08-09T17:01:04.639128+00:00
  2. #2
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah but i just got out of jail. prolly wouldn't in six months from now tho




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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    The fact that her pics all (at least all you've shown) have Snapchat enhancement bullshit is pretty telling. Usually ugly girls do that to cover up some of the ugly. She's also definitely fatter than it would seem at first. You can tell just by paying attention to her build in these pics.
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist yeah but i just got out of jail. prolly wouldn't in six months from now tho




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    in most of her pix it looks like she needs to do her eyebrows.
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery The fact that her pics all (at least all you've shown) have Snapchat enhancement bullshit is pretty telling. Usually ugly girls do that to cover up some of the ugly. She's also definitely fatter than it would seem at first. You can tell just by paying attention to her build in these pics.

    I'm hoping thats not the case. All the pictures I take represent me pretty accurately, but yeah a lot of women are known to be deceptions.
  6. #6
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she's pretty big, you can tell by the hunched shoulders.




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  7. #7
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    still, you do like a porker don't you Bill Krozby?




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  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    post nudes.
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist still, you do like a porker don't you Bill Krozby?




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    lol i like all kinds of girls as long as they have a pretty face and tight lil cram holes where i cram my crammer in.
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock post nudes.

    I don't have any so shut up nigger.
  11. #11
    I wouldn't say no.
  12. #12
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Someone has already stole my heart.



    An honest man does not tom fool
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I met her online and set up a date at my place, she's coming from like an hour away. She has a kid and luckily has parents that will watch her daughter. I told her what I wanted to do, fuck dat ass fuck dat mouth fuck date face and for her to bake me muffins and she agreed to, but she probably won't follow through with the muffins.

    She's got huge tits. I text a few of the pictures to my amigo vaporwave and he said he would only hit and quit it if he was drunk lol. I sent a pic to scrawny and he said he wants to set her on fire because all of her pictures but one use a retard snapchat enhancement.

    I spoke to her over the phone last night and she seemed nice, but I can't really remember.

    But yeah after I spoke to her over the phone I went and bought a chili dog, fries, and an apple pie from shortstop. Do any of you gonts have a shortstop in your state, im not sure if its just a texan thing.






    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-08-09T17:01:04.639128+00:00

    I think the over done first image says enough.
  14. #14
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    are they wrinkles on her left tit?




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  15. #15
    fag Houston
    Fuck no, I already hate her.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by NARCassist are they wrinkles on her left tit?




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    Haha yes.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash Someone has already stole my heart.



    An honest man does not tom fool

    who stole your heart, your mother?
  18. #18
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Bill Krozby would slap those rolls and ride them waves all day err day.

    Bill Krozby is the slampig.
  19. #19
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby who stole your heart, your mother?

    You would say that.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Bill Krozby would slap those rolls and ride them waves all day err day.

    Bill Krozby is the slampig.

    Stretch marks on the breasts is a no go for me.
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