^i actually lol'd at office flunky.. bill the cats got a point though. last november my ex gf and I went on a three day music festival and she could barely walk after 4 hours to the point to where she was crying and I had to walk almost 3 miles in 45 minutes to pick up her car to pick up her fatass, here I am 5 years older, done copius amounts of drugs and alcohol and I'm good to go.
The older I get *so far* the stronger and stronger I get while the fatter and fatter she gets. I lift weights, walk, and cycle, fuck bitches and cook food.
She goes and sits at a desk and gets up for a lunch break to eat chick fi la, and then wonders why I or no one else she's attracted to will fuck her
I'm sure along with her strength comes a lot of agile dexterity to help her land well. like a cat.
example, get a sedentary office flunky to jump out of a 1st-floor window. broken ankle
get a parkour expert to jump out of a 2nd-floor window. no broken anything.
that's more technique than conditioning - you could probably expect david belle to break both his ankles doing half the shit he did if he weren't allowed to roll
that's more technique than conditioning - you could probably expect david belle to break both his ankles doing half the shit he did if he weren't allowed to roll
also lol@ Bill Krozby being 5 years old
goddamn auto-correct...
but it's a combination of technique and conditioning, but i digress..
