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  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rebirth english muffins are way too dry

    kill yourself

    I'm sorry they don't have BUTTER in Canadia.
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  2. #22
    toast is never dry regardless of the topping

    fight me irl
  3. #23
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm sorry they don't have BUTTER in Canadia.

    Absolutely manitoba'd
  4. #24
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Rebirth toast is never dry regardless of the topping

    fight me irl

    What if you use an English muffin as topping?
  5. #25
    Originally posted by RisiR † What if you use an English muffin as topping?

    the moisture of the toast negates the dryness of the english muffin

    toast > english muffin

    if this was not the case, the dryness would negate the moisture
  6. #26
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Prove it!

    Eat a toast topped with an English muffin and tell me that shit's moist.
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  7. #27
    Originally posted by hydromorphone and I finally bagged and tagged him.

    ….in less than 2 weeks I'm going to be driving approx. 450 miles to sexually molest Piles of Crack.

    Inb4 "Attention whore"

    Claim yo man. Yo Fargo.

    loyalty loyalty loyalty
  8. #28
    English muffins were based on some shitty bread that was sold door to door in England, of course they're subpar
  9. #29
    Also OP can't inb4
  10. #30
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm sorry they don't have BUTTER in Canadia.

    mrQ, I want you to know that this post inspired me to get English muffins to make eggs benedict, and I also are one buttered with breakfast tea, it was delicious. Thanks.
  11. #31
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    crumpets oozing with butter ftw






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  12. #32
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Will you be killing yourself this time after he leaves you?
  13. #33
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ten years to bag him, and practically ten minutes to fuck it up. is this a record by any chance?




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  14. #34
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    The fuck is a crumpet? Y'all trolls postin' in a nigga thread.
  15. #35
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery The fuck is a crumpet? Y'all trolls postin' in a nigga thread.

    you haven't lived pal




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  16. #36
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Didn't she golddig him into paying off all her debts or some shit? He hasn't even met her and she's already taken him to the cleaners lol

    I hope the pussy's good nigga, cuz it's gonna have to outweigh the regret that'll inevitably come after.

    Despite what that faggot §m£ÂgØL has had to say on the matter, since he's butthurt and a man-child, I was offered help by him, even had it forced on me despite me refusing, but I paid that nigger back. I only ever asked but a single time for help financially from him: $80 and it was paid back, even after being told numerous times "don't worry about it", "forget it", "I'm not worried about it, I don't want the money".

    I may be a lot of things, I may be fucked up mentally, physically and done some fucked up shit I regret and hold a great deal of guilt and remorse for, even now, but I am not, nor ever have been a gold-digger or been with someone for money, and not because I couldn't have been... I was stalked for a short period of time by this black cowboy who had a fuckton of money, land, cattle, and was right up my alley when it came to horses. He wanted a pretty, down to earth white bitch to spoil and have on his arm. He was a nice guy, but not my cup of tea... he would have been the jackpot as far as gold-digging goes, if that was my agenda. I also supported my ex for the entirety of our relationship. He leeched off of me and my family. He was the gold-digger, honestly. Bled me and them dry eventually, among the other damage and pain he caused.

    I'm a giving person. I hate taking from people, or even asking for help when I desperately need it. I could have done a lot of leeching and taking if I was so inclined, but that's not who I am and I couldn't live with myself for doing that to anyone. PoC may come to regret me for other reasons, but leeching or "gold-digging" won't be one of them.
  17. #37
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Despite what that faggot §m£ÂgØL has had to say on the matter, since he's butthurt and a man-child, I was offered help by him, even had it forced on me despite me refusing, but I paid that nigger back. I only ever asked but a single time for help financially from him: $80 and it was paid back, even after being told numerous times "don't worry about it", "forget it", "I'm not worried about it, I don't want the money".

    I may be a lot of things, I may be fucked up mentally, physically and done some fucked up shit I regret and hold a great deal of guilt and remorse for, even now, but I am not, nor ever have been a gold-digger or been with someone for money, and not because I couldn't have been… I was stalked for a short period of time by this black cowboy who had a fuckton of money, land, cattle, and was right up my alley when it came to horses. He wanted a pretty, down to earth white bitch to spoil and have on his arm. He was a nice guy, but not my cup of tea… he would have been the jackpot as far as gold-digging goes, if that was my agenda. I also supported my ex for the entirety of our relationship. He leeched off of me and my family. He was the gold-digger, honestly. Bled me and them dry eventually, among the other damage and pain he caused.

    I'm a giving person. I hate taking from people, or even asking for help when I desperately need it. I could have done a lot of leeching and taking if I was so inclined, but that's not who I am and I couldn't live with myself for doing that to anyone. PoC may come to regret me for other reasons, but leeching or "gold-digging" won't be one of them.

    i don't know why you bother replying to posts like that. you don't have to explain yourself to any of these fucktards.




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  18. #38
    Originally posted by NARCassist i don't know why you bother replying to posts like that. you don't have to explain yourself to any of these fucktards.




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    Maybe if you lick her sordid cunt hard enough, she'll latch on to you next and make her way to the UK to brexit your life
  19. #39
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Maybe if you lick her sordid cunt hard enough, she'll latch on to you next and make her way to the UK to brexit your life

    tbph, i'd rather even do that, than suck a dirty cock, any fucking day. you dirty fucking homo faggot. i just don't know how you can do such a thing, that's so seriously fucking nasty dude.




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  20. #40
    Originally posted by NARCassist tbph, i'd rather even do that, than suck a dirty cock, any fucking day. you dirty fucking homo faggot. i just don't know how you can do such a thing, that's so seriously fucking nasty dude.

    You should try it, I have a masseuse called Carlos who gives the full PACKAGE for only $400
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