2017-08-02 at 2:42 AM UTC
I'll offer bed bugs or no bed bugs.
2017-08-02 at 2:43 AM UTC
with that name you should offer Bill Krozby bed warmer...or no Bill Krozby bed warmer
2017-08-02 at 2:55 AM UTC
Be sure to offer empty motel rooms, no food anywhere on site, and one lone gerbil in each room spinning away at his wheel which sits atop a broken TV.
Oh of course no electricity either. Of course.
2017-08-02 at 3:43 AM UTC
aldra
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or if it's in a rough part of town, the Rammitt Inn
2017-08-04 at 8:28 AM UTC
If I ever own a motel I'm going to live in and sell the building with a stipulation in the contract that the best room in the place is mine, I pay 0 rent. End up with a motel's worth of money and a free safehouse.
2017-08-04 at 8:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
or if it's in a rough part of town, the Rammitt Inn
that's what we used to call the heathrow ramada
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2017-08-09 at 1:37 AM UTC
This thread reminds me of Motel Hell. or "No Vacancy"
in Motel Hell they made people into sausages. I think they remade it but the original is a cult dark humor film.
the No Vacancy truly has me thinking about all the Hotels in America which have hallow walls where local business men pay the Hotel Manager money to watch people in their room. they don't need to do that now, now that comcast or cox places cameras in boxes. well Comcast I know does for sure.
