The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-08-08 at 4:04 AM UTC

   #5701
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery We were laughing at Malice way before you came along. That's like trying to take credit for the sky being blue.

   
   To be fair, I wanted to make people laugh and laugh with them. I never took life seriously.
   
   The micropenis, cat fucking, psych report, whatever else I did. It was all so absurd! How could I not have known how people would perceive it and react, genuinely believe any of that was a good idea?
   
   Which is a major part of the reason why flaco (let's call him this from now on) is so intolerant. He's the exact opposite!
2. 2017-08-08 at 4:26 AM UTC

   #5702
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice I've heard you're rather short and stout.

   
   I'm 5-11 and in a healthy weight range, so there's no point reading the rest of your post. You don't understand sarcasm due to autism, basically.
3. 2017-08-08 at 4:44 AM UTC

   #5703
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm 5-11 and in a healthy weight range, so there's no point reading the rest of your post. You don't understand sarcasm due to autism, basically.

   
   Didn't read
4. 2017-08-08 at 4:53 AM UTC

   #5704
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery We were laughing at Malice way before you came along. That's like trying to take credit for the sky being blue.

   
   lol, the whole internet is still laughing at malice
   
   
   
   
   
   https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Zoklet#Love.2C_Lust.2C_and_Relationships
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-08-08 at 4:59 AM UTC

   #5705
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   "Zoklet users are scientifically proven to have an IQ lower than 50. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery, with an IQ of 51, is technically the smartest person on Zoklet and therefore also the coolest."
   
   Kek.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist
6. 2017-08-08 at 5:08 AM UTC

   #5706
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Lol, I fucking remember that post by MC Homicidal Rapist about that chick his friend tried to set him up with and her look of horror upon seeing him.
   
   And sploo's entry under senile users. Lol.
7. 2017-08-08 at 5:21 AM UTC

   #5707
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm so mad rn
8. 2017-08-08 at 5:25 AM UTC

   #5708
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Don't take it out on Chootie.
9. 2017-08-08 at 5:27 AM UTC

   #5709
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   All I do is nice thigsm . I just got cut off at the bar for trying to buy everyone tequila shots
10. 2017-08-08 at 5:27 AM UTC

    #5710
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Choots is currently fine. She's fine!
11. 2017-08-08 at 5:29 AM UTC

    #5711
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm taking an STD test today, I spent all of last night cramming for it.
12. 2017-08-08 at 5:35 AM UTC

    #5712
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
13. 2017-08-08 at 5:40 AM UTC

    #5713
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm taking an STD test today, I spent all of last night cramming for it.

    
    
14. 2017-08-08 at 5:41 AM UTC

    #5714
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Some 19-year-old chico gangsta kid was in jail with me, for a felony possession of a controlled substance, for two THC gummy bears. Luckily for him, he had a paid lawyer and got it dropped to a misdemeanor possession of marijuana.
15. 2017-08-08 at 5:45 AM UTC

    #5715
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon

    
    Ah...man, *sigh* I had a mild urge to look for a subreddit to consider posting this on, but now I just feel somewhat depressed.
16. 2017-08-08 at 5:47 AM UTC

    #5716
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    
17. 2017-08-08 at 5:48 AM UTC

    #5717
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Ah…man, *sigh* I had a mild urge to look for a subreddit to consider posting this on, but now I just feel somewhat depressed.

    
    
18. 2017-08-08 at 5:49 AM UTC

    #5718
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon

    
    
19. 2017-08-08 at 5:58 AM UTC

    #5719
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    
20. 2017-08-08 at 5:58 AM UTC

    #5720
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole