2017-08-06 at 3:48 AM UTC
Its not much of a story, but today I went out to burn a pizza box, and the squirrel that was out there eating bird seed went up on the fence and started taunting me (making a deep chirp sound, hard to describe, batting its tail, staring in my direction and mad dogging me in general with its body language) so I was like "mothafucka" , and went inside and got a mini-bottle rocket and shot it in its general direction to scare it, it didn't go bang like its supposed to but it did make the loud whistling sound, and the punk ass squirrel ran off
This other time a squirrel did that me in a pine tree so I threw random nearby objects at it (one thing was a spent smoke bomb and i think a mt dew bottle or somthing)
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2017-08-06 at 3:52 AM UTC
damn props to you to show that squirrel you how do it in your hood yadidimean
2017-08-06 at 3:55 AM UTC
I mean...its my own backyard, and I put that seed out for it, show me some respect
2017-08-06 at 4:12 AM UTC
dont be a bitch. shoot the piece of shit.
i feed the bastards to my snakes. talk about bottom-bitch.
2017-08-06 at 4:45 AM UTC
for a year i had about 4 or 5 different squirrels climbing up to my window to eat the food i'd put there in the frame. they were pretty brazen as i'd be like a meter away on the bed and they would just sit there between the bars munching. 1 or 2 of them built up enough courage to take biscuits and pieces of cake out of my hand after a while. it was pretty cool, would help wile away the long boring days in jail.
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