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  1. #81
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You'd be the ultimate cunnilingus artist. Eat the pussy while fucking it with your penose.


    How have I never heard this word before. Is there a word that 's the same thing for dick?

    EDIT: I guess I could just goolge that myself, so ignore the question lol
  2. #82
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep How have I never heard this word before. Is there a word that 's the same thing for dick?

    EDIT: I guess I could just goolge that myself, so ignore the question lol

    fellatio




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  3. #83
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'd fellate your nose dick.
  4. #84
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'd fellate your nose dick.

    who me???






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  5. #85
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What about, well, if things were made proportionately correct or whatever, like, if men and women had the same physical capabilities, what professions or acts do you think women would be better at than men currently are now?

    Ha. Or what if we all had the figures of petite girls (yeah, yeah). Nobody with the physical strength, or hardly anybody at least, to do demanding physical labor of any sort. Construction would be very difficult among other things. I wonder if our collective physical abilities were limited in that nature and always had been, if we wouldn't then be much further advanced technologically as we tended to focus our efforts developing machines to do the work we couldn't.
  6. #86
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'd fellate your nose dick.

    id stick my dick in your nose
  7. #87
    Originally posted by mmQ What about, well, if things were made proportionately correct or whatever, like, if men and women had the same physical capabilities, what professions or acts do you think women would be better at than men currently are now?

    Ha. Or what if we all had the figures of petite girls (yeah, yeah). Nobody with the physical strength, or hardly anybody at least, to do demanding physical labor of any sort. Construction would be very difficult among other things. I wonder if our collective physical abilities were limited in that nature and always had been, if we wouldn't then be much further advanced technologically as we tended to focus our efforts developing machines to do the work we couldn't.

    Like chess, perhaps? Because I just looked it up, the top rated woman is #86 in the world, from China. How, in a mental sport that has no relation to physical strength, and the sport is as old as civilisation, are there no women higher in the rankings? The next highest rated women are tied way, way beyond 100.

    For a number of reasons, men are just more competitive, hard working and believe it or not, smarter.
  8. #88
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Wrong thread apparently. Weird. Carry on.
  9. #89
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Like chess, perhaps? Because I just looked it up, the top rated woman is #86 in the world, from China. How, in a mental sport that has no relation to physical strength, and the sport is as old as civilisation, are there no women higher in the rankings? The next highest rated women are tied way, way beyond 100.

    For a number of reasons, men are just more competitive, hard working and believe it or not, smarter.

    this is why we have all this man/women who's better bullshit. its pretty pathetic really. men are way better drivers tho.




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  10. #90
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Like chess, perhaps? Because I just looked it up, the top rated woman is #86 in the world, from China. How, in a mental sport that has no relation to physical strength, and the sport is as old as civilisation, are there no women higher in the rankings? The next highest rated women are tied way, way beyond 100.

    For a number of reasons, men are just more competitive, hard working and believe it or not, smarter.

    this is all thanks to evolution and unnatural selection.

    men dont like smart women and women who're smart remained single, grew old with her 9cats and died alone and eaten by her own cats.
  11. #91
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I like smart women a lot, although they have to be unusually rational and in control of their emotions as well. They certainly exist.

    The overwhelming majority of women, standard women, although this applies to people in general, are absolutely fucking awful and destructive, at least in the long-term. I want nothing to do with them.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by Malice I like smart women a lot, although they have to be unusually rational and in control of their emotions as well. They certainly exist.

    The overwhelming majority of women, standard women, although this applies to people in general, are absolutely fucking awful and destructive, at least in the long-term. I want nothing to do with them.

    Lmao. A smart woman doesn't want anything to do with a dumb autistic unemployed weeb. What you like has nothing to do with the matter.
  13. #93
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh yeah, good point. Guess I would have to seriously get it together.

    I didn't mean it in that manner, though. I'm borderline asexual, aromantic, asocial, and don't date or generally have relationships of any kind, platonic or otherwise.
  14. #94
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Malice Oh yeah, good point. Guess I would have to seriously get it together.

    I didn't mean it in that manner, though. I'm borderline asexual, aromantic, asocial, and don't date or generally have relationships of any kind, platonic or otherwise.

    then you better have money...because no woman will put out for no reason.

    as long as the woman has financial donations...she'll continue putting out.
  15. #95
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i think a hooker would be the best option for malice tbh.




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  16. #96
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist i think a hooker would be the best option for malice tbh
    a hooker is the optimal choice for all men. no one who is sane would want to have a kid, and even having a gf is a drain on financial and time resources.
  17. #97
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock a hooker is the optimal choice for all men. no one who is sane would want to have a kid, and even having a gf is a drain on financial and time resources.

    Then there are those of us who don't need to buy a whore to get laid, which believe it or not is a thing. Women will have sex with you for free, just so you know. You don't even have to be good looking if you have charm and wit. I'm guessing with your physical features and personality you've probably never even considered sexual relations outside of prostitute, but you should give it a try. If nothing else you'll give some lady a good laugh and make her day.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #98
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by NARCassist i bet






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    yo what the fuck
  19. #99
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash yo what the fuck

    You mean to tell me you.... you didnt know???? Oh. HO HO HO
  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    But that's someone's Penis.
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