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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by anra i have a high iq

    That's nice, dear.

    While you're playing games in your head along with fixating on and fantasizing over silly online tests I'm delving into endless research and papers, developing complex novel neuroscientific and neuropharmacological theories as well as philosophical doctrines. Along with my countless other areas of interest, having developed an understanding of life itself, of the world, human beings, their entire composition, the fundamental aspects of what drive them, every critical factor of society, the world they've created, and the exceedingly complex institutional and interpersonal dynamics, intertemporality extending across time and space.

    All of this leading to the nonpareil grand unified system, one that has surpassed that achieved by all others prior to this moment.

    A state of absolute enlightenment on the ultimate nature of existence.

    You will be bound to jeer at this, but I will have you know I'm not the only one with this perception of myself. Just today I received this message elsewhere:

    Hey *****! Long time.
    from **** sent 6 hours ago

    Hello,

    You may be wondering who the heck I am. I'm going to keep this short: While I haven't been on Reddit for …years, I had a lot of bookmarks buried, went through them and found you.

    When I read your post history, I was amazed at how you think. I have never seen someone as "intelligent" (I know it's a subjective term) yet. And this is one reason why I find internet fascinating - it could connect human beings, entirely different human beings, that otherwise wouldn't have stood a chance to meet.

    What exactly am I trying to achieve? Well, we're both aware of how important social interactions are, and I was wondering whether you'd like to chat. I do think we have many interests in common (philosophy, neuroscience, even politics) but I am nowhere near as evolved in these pursuits as you are. Truth to be told, if you look at my post history (they're quite old and I'm a different person, I like to believe), I probably appear to be just a simple primate to you. I'm not trying to imply that my self-awareness of my intelligence would make me seem more intelligent.

    I'm just very curious of your values, what do you think would make a life worth living, as I believe you have an extremely different outlook than myself and all the other humans I've known.

    If you'd care to reply, I would be forever grateful.

    By the way, I haven't explained how I know you, and the "long time" part. We've discussed briefly some years ago when I asked you about __________. I had something similar.


    Have you ever had a person contact you out of the blue, espousing this perception of yourself, taking such great interest? I am a messianic being.
  2. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    10 bucks says malice wrote that quote himself
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Give the dude a week or two and he will look down on you.
  4. NEW SUPPLY OF GUMMIES JUST CAME IN BOYZZZZ WOOT WOOT
  5. Originally posted by Malice That's nice, dear.

    While you're playing games in your head along with fixating on and fantasizing over silly online tests I'm delving into endless research and papers, developing complex novel neuroscientific and neuropharmacological theories as well as philosophical doctrines. Along with my countless other areas of interest, having developed an understanding of life itself, of the world, human beings, their entire composition, the fundamental aspects of what drive them, every critical factor of society, the world they've created, and the exceedingly complex institutional and interpersonal dynamics, intertemporality extending across time and space.

    All of this leading to the nonpareil grand unified system, one that has surpassed that achieved by all others prior to this moment.

    A state of absolute enlightenment on the ultimate nature of existence.

    You will be bound to jeer at this, but I will have you know I'm not the only one with this perception of myself. Just today I received this message elsewhere:




    Have you ever had a person contact you out of the blue, espousing this perception of yourself, taking such great interest? I am a messianic being.

    nothing you do is stimulating to me in the slightest. your theories suck and are all wrong and they're usually about autism. you have nothing interesting to say. i make theories in my head all day erry day big deal. i will always be your superior is the reality of the situation. you're clearly jealous of me. it bothers you deeply that someone is more intelligent than you, since the only person you can relate to at all is yourself.

    Post last edited by anra at 2017-07-29T22:27:48.693117+00:00
  6. almost everyone on this forum thinks youre an idiot. it seems like at first glance typing huge walls of text could be confused with intellect. that's the most striking realization you can provide anyone
  7. your iq is like low 130s, just like 75% of the forum
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 10 bucks says malice wrote that quote himself

    I didn't! If I had written it myself you know it would be far more grandiose and egotistical! It doesn't align with my distinct writing style at all.
  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Malice blah

    r/thathappened

    And is anything actually useful or meaningful going to come of all that theorizing? Lol. I also like how the guy supposedly said something about you valuing social interaction. You're a hell of a lot better than sploo, but you're drifting a bit into r/iamverysmart territory here, which is basically his whole schtick which he doesn't even pull off well.
  10. i am though. you said your iq was tested at 138 you stupid worthless little fuck. i should spit on you for being such a fucking waste of life and a retard. it disgusts me and everyone would be happier if you committed suicide
  11. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Malice I didn't! If I had written it myself you know it would be far more grandiose and egotistical! It doesn't align with my distinct writing style at all.

    wasn't it though?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. my iq is 150

    1 5 0

    one hundred fucking fifty

    no one should ever talk down to someone of this caliber
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ^ Sploo, there are literally low functioning autistics who score higher than you. IQ =/= the capacity to apply it toward anything meaningful.
  14. but you aren't one of them :^), if you were maybe id find your posts interesting
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by anra i am though. you said your iq was tested at 138 you stupid worthless little fuck. i should spit on you for being such a fucking waste of life and a retard. it disgusts me and everyone would be happier if you committed suicide

    First of all, I never said that. Second of all, online tests are not legitimate IQ tests, at all, ever. Thirdly, if you base your entire value on your IQ, you're never going to accomplish anything worth mentioning other than how laughably sad you are. Lastly, intelligent people don't constantly talk about how intelligent they are.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh shit, it's Saturday. I forgot there was a new episode of Boku no Hero Academia.
  17. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Malice Oh shit, it's Saturday. I forgot there was a new episode of Boku no Hero Academia.

    I didn't -__-
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice I'm delving into endless research and papers, developing complex novel neuroscientific and neuropharmacological theories as well as philosophical doctrines. Along with my countless other areas of interest, having developed an understanding of life itself, of the world, human beings, their entire composition, the fundamental aspects of what drive them, every critical factor of society, the world they've created, and the exceedingly complex institutional and interpersonal dynamics, intertemporality extending across time and space.

    i think everyone ponders and thinks about all that stuff, don't they?



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  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 I didn't -__-

    Your kids are going to be hardcore weebs thanks to your wife. She's training/conditioning them right from the start.

    If I had kids (Fuck no I wouldn't.) I would definitely teach them the wonders of anime. American cartoons and shit on PBS, whatever the fuck most children normally watch, don't even come close to the glory and depth.

    I guarantee you that a properly conducted study comparing the two would find numerous highly beneficial effects.

    Don't fear it, embrace it.
  20. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Malice Your kids are going to be hardcore weebs thanks to your wife. She's training/conditioning them right from the start.

    If I had kids (Fuck no I wouldn't.) I would definitely teach them the wonders of anime. American cartoons and shit on PBS, whatever the fuck most children normally watch, don't even come close to the glory and depth.

    I guarantee you that a properly conducted study comparing the two would find numerous highly beneficial effects.

    Don't fear it, embrace it.

    They might end up associating it with their early childhood and/or old people type stuff and "outgrow" it as they get older, if it's something introduced to them at an early age by one of their parents. I don't know many people that are hardcore into the types of entertainment that their parents introduced them to when they were really young. I don't know the context of specifically what age these kids are, but most weeaboos I've known of got into anime in their preteen to teenage years. I doubt it'll be quite as easy to predict how they'll react to this sort of introduction to it as you seem to think.

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