clenching sphincter

1. 2017-07-28 at 4:36 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   Anyone else do this? I just woke up from a dream where some cop was questioning me and I was clenching so hard and I could feel it in the dream but couldn't stop, now my fucking ass hurt. I just ordered a night time butt plug from amazon, because my rectologist said my ass are probably going to prolapse in like 10 years if I don't stop that shit. I kinda figured it was mostly from stimulant abuse in the past and I don't do that anymore, but I guess I do still clench at night.
2. 2017-07-28 at 4:46 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   
   
   You are welcome, brother.
3. 2017-07-28 at 5:31 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I do clench my sphincter because I have a prostate problem and it helps it, its like a kegels exercises but for your asshole
4. 2017-07-28 at 5:48 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I do clench my sphincter because I have a prostate problem and it helps it, its like a kegels exercises but for your asshole

   
   enlightening.
5. 2017-07-28 at 5:57 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader Anyone else do this? I just woke up from a dream where some cop was questioning me and I was clenching so hard and I could feel it in the dream but couldn't stop, now my fucking ass hurt. I just ordered a night time butt plug from amazon, because my rectologist said my ass are probably going to prolapse in like 10 years if I don't stop that shit. I kinda figured it was mostly from stimulant abuse in the past and I don't do that anymore, but I guess I do still clench at night.

   
   try locking your bedroom door before going to bed.
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6. 2017-07-28 at 5:58 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I do clench my sphincter because I have a prostate problem and it helps it, its like a kegels exercises but for your asshole

   
   that explains why your so popular as a male whore. all those niggers like how you do those asshole kegels on their dicks.
7. 2017-07-28 at 9:09 PM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   I didn’t know a buttplug could be medical device.
8. 2017-07-28 at 9:14 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by blackbird I didn’t know a buttplug could be medical device.

   
   its therapeutic
9. 2017-07-29 at 2:09 AM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   How is a butt plug supposed to stop you from clenching, exactly? I would think you'll just clench around the butt plug.
10. 2017-07-29 at 2:11 AM UTC

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    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet How is a butt plug supposed to stop you from clenching, exactly? I would think you'll just clench around the butt plug.

    
    yeah, instead of giving yourself hemmorhoids
11. 2017-07-29 at 3:44 AM UTC

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    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by cerakote yeah, instead of giving yourself hemmorhoids

    
    He'll get them either way, won't he? I don't know how they work, I've only had one hemorrhoid and it sucked.
12. 2017-07-29 at 3:57 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    were the cops tickling your asshole with a feather in your dream?
13. 2017-07-29 at 4:13 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
14. 2017-07-29 at 4:20 AM UTC

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    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra were the cops tickling your asshole with a feather in your dream?

    
    >daddy issue buttholes
    
    w-what
15. 2017-07-29 at 6:05 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet How is a butt plug supposed to stop you from clenching, exactly? I would think you'll just clench around the butt plug.

    
    works the in the same principle as a mouth guard. it prevents direct sphincter-to-sphincter abrasions.
16. 2017-07-29 at 6:06 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by aldra were the cops tickling your asshole with a feather in your dream?

    
    interesting.