2017-07-28 at 12:49 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I never have before in my entire life. Whats it like?
years ago I had a roomie that didn't live at the apartment i was living in and he told me he was pissed off because he spent all of this money for a chick to grind on his dick for like 2 seconds.
I've known a few strippers but have never been to a strip club. I think its more worthwhile to just get a hooker if you're into that kind of thing.
I went to some strip clubs in Thailand, you could hit girls with those like noodle pool toys and throw buy ping pong balls you could throw at them and stuff.
I also went to one in Arizona and it was kinda awkward, my friend was drunk and bought my a lap dance from some black girl because he thought it was funny. I wasn't really sure what to do so she just did the lap dance and I was talking to her and she was from oakland near where I'm from lol
2017-07-28 at 1:15 PM UTC
Why would you throw a ping pong ball at a stripper?
Did they shoot them back with their pussies?
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2017-07-28 at 2:26 PM UTC
Strip clubs are the dumpster trash juice of entertainment, don't go.
I've been to some before. There is no point, it is a pastime for sad old men who can't get laid, for everyone else it is just boring unless you are just dumb and mentally 12 years old.
Go to a nightclub, have some drinks and dance. I'm not much for nightlife but at least clubbing can get you laid.
2017-07-28 at 2:33 PM UTC
I pretty much agree with falcons but I will say, theres a joint up nort here that has a bar below it, this is up near campus. I used to go there for free poker downstairs when I lived in the area, and the final table would be upstairs in a nice corner spot, so good viewing of the tits and all that as a background to a game of a cards. No cover to get in of course.
Other than that it's very bland and depressing.
2017-07-28 at 2:44 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
People think its weird when they mention something about a strip club and I say I've never been to one. A few months ago I was talking to this girl and she asked if I would go to a strip club with her and I told her I just wanted to hang and do something else and after that she just blew me off lol
2017-07-28 at 2:53 PM UTC
It's pretty basic to go to one where I'm from. Nothing special. I haven't been in years, though.
It really depends on the place. I don't like the ones that have a "party vibe" to them. Best I can describe it. The ones where the strippers are the absolute center of everything and you can't really sit at tables an chill. I like clubs that have some class. One of my favorite clubs only has dancers but they are out of this world 10/10s. It also has a dress code and you can't get lapdances.
2017-07-28 at 3:02 PM UTC
you can't get lapdances but you CAN get full-on sucking and fucking directly on the stage, I've been to those places. I've probably been to that very club you're talking about.
2017-07-28 at 3:40 PM UTC
If you wear an all black body suit like green man but you know, black man, and lay on the floor at the base of the stage, with practice you can make a good amount of money reaching up over the edge of the stage and grabbing loose bills, just make sure you remain in the shadow. BE THE STAGE.
2017-07-28 at 4:47 PM UTC
strip clubs are such a fucking wind up. you come out of there so badly wanting to fuck them but can't. its why they call it striptease. better off getting a hooker with the amount of money you'll spend in there. drinks are normally like 4x the price and then some stripper will trick you into buying her drinks(champagne) too, just to sit there for 10 minutes, and get you even more wound up and frustrated. imagine like you got bare pussy inches from your face and yet you can't touch it, can't fuck it or anything. all you can do is look and ponder how much you want to fuck it right now but can't.
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