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  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    something something opposites attract
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, I just thought of a great, and laughably stupid, way to potentially incentivize low quality men to receive vasectomies, or at least the vasalgel once/if it comes to market. It would require an organization and campaign by someone wealthy and somewhat well known, or at least respected, a figure in academia.

    I'll skip straight to the point, it should be simple enough to surmise. Create a viral campaign, fueled by controversy that stems from an outright avowed support of (voluntary) eugenics, an education campaign dealing with the myths and misconceptions and explaining why it is in fact a very good thing that is not unethical/immoral at all.

    Finally leading to various forms of highly secure user specific identification verifying them as members who have enrolled in the campaign to receive such status at no cost.

    Essentially, convince ghetto men to do so because they would receive an identifier that could simply state, and would be heavily marketed as such, "I can't get no bitches pregnant."

    The immense benefit would be, as we would claim, that "bitches" would be far more willing to fuck with them if they knew there was no rirsk of pregnancy, leading to sex being attained at a far lower "cost" as well as a considerably higher quantity being attained.

    Low quality people would be absolutely unconcerned and largely oblivious to the atomic bitchfest caused by various facets of white leftist culture.
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  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    (scenery and character descriptions skipped for brevity)

    *smooth voice* "Hey baby girl, you lookin' for a little somethin' somethin'?"

    "Uh-uh, I seen too many baby daddies get they girl pregnant then run out."

    "Is a'ight, I can't get no bitches pregnant."

    *turns phone screen to camera and flashes a smile and wink*

    Yes, yes! I can see my eugenic vision coming to fruition! Even if it failed, it would be a spectacular, hilarious, failure that would go down in history for until it was largely forgotten. It deserves to be attempted. I could even see a very feasible way for a professor/researcher to fleece a university and various donors out of grant money to conduct relevant research for the initiation of this project.

    I have no idea how these people actually speak nowadays, so of course the above isn't an accurate reflection of what the actual media campaign would be like.
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  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    overpopulation isnt that much of a problem in and of itself, its that a large majority of the world population is too poor, complacent, isolated, underdeveloped, or otherwise not at liberty to contribute to the human race as a whole. imagine the positive impact on earths environmental issues if even 1% of the global population worked to reclaim, process, recycle, and dispose of material in landfills, e-waste dumps, and general litter both in our urban areas and in our ecosystems. educate and equip another 1% for research and development of renewable and eco friendly energy sources, bam, mankind makes leaps and bounds towards fueling over 7 billion productive and fully potentiated individuals without raping the rock we live on. im no tree hugger, but i think that for the sole purpose of self preservation that maintaining the earth should receive way more attention than it currently does. theres also the goal of improving living standards for everyone everywhere, which would surely assuage much of the civil and economic strife, whether in some shithole village in india or the heart of americas cities.

    too bad human nature will never let that happen
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Wuh? Humans, particularly those in first world countries, which is what your post insinuates should be a global aim, a quality of life to be attained, produce unbelieveable environmental damage and consume massive quantities of resources.

    The natalist viewpoint is utterly insane. Produce even more humans, which will only increase these problems, so that there will be more people to work toward the aim of reversing this and the possibility of those with exceptional calibre arising to develop pivotal breakthroughs?

    It's the basis for what I regularly use as an argument against the view that creating life is a positive act: It creates a need where there was no need to be met.

    Mother of god, that almost no one, relative to the global population, understands or has even pondered this to a sufficient depth, the implications, is horrifying.

    "Genetic Slavery and the Will to Live". At its root it all goes back the problem of gene centric evolution, that tyrannical double helix. There can be no choice, all life, particularly human beings, must be brought to an end.
  6. Dissociator African Astronaut
    hey malice you need some crack
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    No, I'm on an MAOI and it would kill me. Even if I wanted to die there are far better ways to do so.
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I thought MAOIs only affected how chemicals were broken down by the stomach? They shouldn't affect you inhaling smoke or vapour
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh no, they affect neurotransmitters, the monoamines, in the brain as well. Incredibly dangerous misconception. You would literally need to rush to a hospital ASAP to avoid as much permanent neurological damage as possible. Even under the best circumstances there would likely be considerable apoptosis, even vascular rupturing. At the very least it would be an excruciating and horrifying experience that would land you in the ICU for days, or at least the general hospital under monitoring and treatment.

    Really terrifying what would happen if someone were to make such an idiotic mistake, or were drugged.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-07-26T07:27:37.975345+00:00
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  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Wuh? Humans, particularly those in first world countries, which is what your post insinuates should be a global aim, a quality of life to be attained, produce unbelieveable environmental damage and consume massive quantities of resources.

    The natalist viewpoint is utterly insane. Produce even more humans, which will only increase these problems, so that there will be more people to work toward the aim of reversing this and the possibility of those with exceptional calibre arising to develop pivotal breakthroughs?

    It's the basis for what I regularly use as an argument against the view that creating life is a positive act: It creates a need where there was no need to be met.

    Mother of god, that almost no one, relative to the global population, understands or has even pondered this to a sufficient depth, the implications, is horrifying.

    "Genetic Slavery and the Will to Live". At its root it all goes back the problem of gene centric evolution, that tyrannical double helix. There can be no choice, all life, particularly human beings, must be brought to an end.

    what i meant was that people should use their wealth, knowledge, and technology to bring everyone out of brokeboy shitterdom so innovation and advancement would happen faster because more people can pursue it. if man were to all work collectively towards fixing the problems we've caused, increasing efficiency, output, productivity, basically solving the problems we have as a species and as inhabitants of this planet to advance the human race
  11. Dissociator African Astronaut
    what maoi? parnate?
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Malice Really terrifying what would happen if someone were to make such an idiotic mistake, or were drugged.

    yeah, probably a good idea for me to keep that in mind really.
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    HBD, human biodiversity. The overwhelming percentage of the population in regions that remain third world would never contribute enough of lasting value to come close to being worth the cost. Really best to simply do away with Africa, the Middle East, and Latin America as a whole. They're lost causes, nothing but a waste of resources, including human capital/effort.

    "basically solving the problems we have as a species and as inhabitants of this planet to advance the human race"

    If there were no species, if we accepted voluntary extinction, there would be no problems to address! As to the objection that this would be a tragedy, so self-evident as to be laughable and unworthy of serious consideration or addressment: If the human race became extinct who would be around to miss us and lament our non-existence?

    The advancement of the human race only fulfills needs that have no need to exist, due to the failings of mankind.

    The only advancement I may be willing to support would be that whose aim were to make the earth permanently uninhabitable by sentient life, practically incapable of allowing it to arise ever again.
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice HBD, human biodiversity. The overwhelming percentage of the population in regions that remain third world would never contribute enough of lasting value to come close to being worth the cost. Really best to simply do away with Africa, the Middle East, and Latin America as a whole. They're lost causes, nothing but a waste of resources, including human capital/effort.

    "basically solving the problems we have as a species and as inhabitants of this planet to advance the human race"

    If there were no species, if we accepted voluntary extinction, there would be no problems to address! As to the objection that this would be a tragedy, so self-evident as to be laughable and unworthy of serious consideration or addressment: If the human race became extinct who would be around to miss us and lament our non-existence?

    The advancement of the human race only fulfills needs that have no need to exist, due to the failings of mankind.

    The only advancement I may be willing to support would be that whose aim were to make the earth permanently uninhabitable by sentient life, practically incapable of allowing it to arise ever again.

    earth always bounces back, see the cretaceous period
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by cerakote earth always bounces back, see the cretaceous period

    the cretaceous period wasn't borne out of a gamma-radiation bath though
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra the cretaceous period wasn't borne out of a gamma-radiation bath though

    im pretty sure that if it face tanked a thorough dicking via intergalactic ballistic meteor it can deal with gayma radiation just fine
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    new DOOM is a pretty fun throwback, it reminds me of quake era arena shooters, the satirical ultraviolence is fun although I'm not sure it's going to stay fresh for god knows how many more levels
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    The scene: May Day demonstrations/riots at UC Berkeley or in another part of the bay (downtown, Oakland, SF), with far left protesters in tow, as is standard.

    Wearing a custom tailored suit and fine feathered hat, replete with monocle, made to appear as refined as possible a man known for his reprehensible far-right views and substantial wealth sips seemingly expensive champagne while looking down at the crowd for a time.

    Then he unfurls a banner that simply reads: Arbeit macht frei

    Of course the design would be in line with the theme of opulence, but I'm not sure if making the words out of genuine $100 bills would be too out of alignment. Certainly it's distasteful, as is the entire act in general, but it doesn't feel like the right kind of distastefulness. Then again, it would certainly evoke their ire, and what else would be so fitting, would do so to such an extent?

    Hmm, no, I do believe it could be made to work. Of course it would require the right font, it would simply be a matter of the arrangement of the bills, which could be placed under a layer of fabric.

    It's simply such a wonderful phrase with immense power. You could single handedly set off a riot. Of course the fallout from the media and various other factors would be immense as well. I feel the overwhelming urge to use it as a counter-protester against leftists.
  19. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Dissociator what maoi? parnate?

    He's taking Nardil, and has been on a kick about it being a wonder drug for some time now..fucking years... thank fucking GOD! he found someone to prescribe it to him, if not for him to feel better and recover from his mental issues, then to at least save us all from fucking constant bitching about it... I seriously was going to try and get it scripted to me just so I could send it to him to help if he hadn't have gotten it before I was in a position to do so... It's fucking a shame it's so hard to get anyone to script it, when it does have a good success rate, especially with those resistant to other treatments.

    I'm really happy he's got it, and it's showing good prospects, it seems. I also think other therapies, and his interactions with the kitty-cats are helping too, but I do believe him finally getting it made it easier to engage in these therapies, so...

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  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Addressed to Hydro only, absolutely no need to read for those of you who are other mental fucktards with no self-control and who bitch about everything that doesn't go your way like the children you are (falco). Actually being courteous by using spoilers to make the thread appear less cluttered (As if the vast majority of posts aren't absolutely nothing but mere shitposts that provide nothing of value, even so much as mild amusement), enough with the TL;DR or I won't bother doing this (You're going to do it anyway, aren't you?).

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