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I always check my skanks when I get on
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2017-07-25 at 12:45 AM UTCAnd it makes me feel like a feel-good douchebag.
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2017-07-25 at 12:51 AM UTC^you got to do what you got to do bud.
3 months ago when I first spoke to my gf online I told her I would give her a massage if she would make me corn bread because her job is making wedding cakes. It's been 3 months and I haven't recieved that korn bread.
She text me earlier today asking me what do i want her to bake for me and I told her I don't want anything now, i wanted the korn bread 3 months ago.
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2017-07-25 at 1:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^you got to do what you got to do bud.
3 months ago when I first spoke to my gf online I told her I would give her a massage if she would make me corn bread because her job is making wedding cakes. It's been 3 months and I haven't recieved that korn bread.
She text me earlier today asking me what do i want her to bake for me and I told her I don't want anything now, i wanted the korn bread 3 months ago.
Fucking idiot.
post pics of this alleged girlfriend you claim you have.
which no one believes you have because youre so full of shit that everyone knows whatever you say is the complete opposite of the truth. as in...you claim to have a gf yet the reality of the situation is its some sausage-lipped sambo jamaican nigger who uses your flabby asshole as his own personal pocket pussy. -
2017-07-25 at 1:31 AM UTC^you seem mad lil bro. And I've posted plenty of pix, post one of your ugly mug.
You're rambling like a retard right now, I think you need a nap and a diaper change, you geriatric slut.
and it seems like you're speaking from experience about have your pussy blown out by Jamaican niggers, you fuckhead.
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2017-07-25 at 1:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^you got to do what you got to do bud.
3 months ago when I first spoke to my gf online I told her I would give her a massage if she would make me corn bread because her job is making wedding cakes. It's been 3 months and I haven't recieved that korn bread.
She text me earlier today asking me what do i want her to bake for me and I told her I don't want anything now, i wanted the korn bread 3 months ago.
Fucking idiot.
I got that same run around from my wife. She hasn't baked me shit in 8 years. Her sister was supposed to bake me a cake too and never did. You know what I did? Learned to bake better than everyone in her family combined. -
2017-07-25 at 1:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Helladamnleet I got that same run around from my wife. She hasn't baked me shit in 8 years. Her sister was supposed to bake me a cake too and never did. You know what I did? Learned to bake better than everyone in her family combined.
Cuck'd.
Don't let your bitch get out of line. -
2017-07-25 at 1:42 AM UTC
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2017-07-25 at 1:45 AM UTCYou cave to your wife and bake your own treats because she neglects her duty to cook. Seems pretty cucky/submissive to me.
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2017-07-25 at 5:51 PM UTC>2017
>Depending on the inferior sex to feed me
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2017-07-25 at 6:09 PM UTCIf she's your wife AND a baker then she should cook for you. It's a loving thing to do. I cook for my husband all the time and teach him how to cook for when I'm at work.
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2017-07-25 at 6:25 PM UTCShe's my wife and an elite account rep for BIC Graphic USA, not a baker, but I don't think I'd let her handle my million dollar accounts :/
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2017-07-25 at 6:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Helladamnleet She's my wife and an elite account rep for BIC Graphic USA, not a baker, but I don't think I'd let her handle my million dollar accounts :/
My athletic abilities is poor when I have little no to no sleep the day before. She should still cook for you, man. You could nudge her in the right direction by making something she really likes and maybe she'll get the idea unless she's as dull as you're suggesting -
2017-07-25 at 6:37 PM UTCAll you should have to do is ask. There's really no excuse for her not to take care of you. If there is an excuse, like "I'm tired" or she just worked all day, then work with her so that she plans to set time aside to cook.
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2017-07-25 at 6:38 PM UTCI thought OP was talking about checking for diseases like herpes.
"I always check my skanks when I get on"
How did checking before climbing on a skank turn into baking shit.
if you're fucking skanks.. you better be wearing a full body condom, MofO
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2017-07-25 at 6:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant All you should have to do is ask. There's really no excuse for her not to take care of you. If there is an excuse, like "I'm tired" or she just worked all day, then work with her so that she plans to set time aside to cook.
I could, but the problem is I'm a better chef anyway, so it's like a punishment for my laziness. There's other tasks she's better suited for, and other areas I get a lot of slack in. -
2017-07-25 at 6:42 PM UTC
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2017-07-25 at 6:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 what kind of chef. pastry or comfort foods or?
I would say comfort foods best describes the general direction of my culinary styling. I have never attempted pastries, but I can make pie crusts, muffins, and frosting from scratch. I can do breakfast shit too like omelettes, crepes, pancakes, waffles, et cetera.
To be honest I grew up with an inattentive mom, a freezer full of meat and fish, a cupboard full of baking shit, and unlimited weed money from my dad. One day I had the munchies from hell, wanted an omelette, and went from there. -
2017-07-25 at 7:54 PM UTC
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2017-07-25 at 8:56 PM UTC
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2017-07-25 at 8:57 PM UTCIt might feel good, y'know...with the toothless mouth and all.
