Can't Masturbate?

1. 2017-07-22 at 2:48 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Is it normal that you can still have an urge to jerk off but at the same time you can't get hard because you're constipated?
   
   (Unless you're infinityshock who probably likes bulging pressure in his rump)
   
   
   that's normal right? you have an urge to shit but can't so it says to your erection that until your colon has done it's job of evacuating, you're not going to get brain signals to control the pleasure rod?
2. 2017-07-22 at 6:09 AM UTC

   #2
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Take DPH and discover a love for spider porn.
3. 2017-07-22 at 6:32 AM UTC

   #3
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   to be honest i think its the meds you take. I almost ever day and occasionally take gabaentin or hydrocodone or smoke meth and I still wake up with a raging hard on where i have to sit backwards on the toilet to take a piss in the mornings.
4. 2017-07-22 at 7:24 AM UTC

   #4
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Heh, that's due to your prostate, old man. Age likely has something to do with it as well, IIRC the prostate tends to swell/grow as you get older. Don't know what other relevant health conditions you may have.
5. 2017-07-22 at 10:09 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Malice Heh, that's due to your prostate, old man. Age likely has something to do with it as well, IIRC the prostate tends to swell/grow as you get older. Don't know what other relevant health conditions you may have.

   
   You actually may be right, prostatitis is an insidious malady that affects guys of all ages and in different ways. I've gone to the doctor for it and I think it might be due partially to the eating of much grease and alcohol consumption.
   
   I've had 2 prostate exams and they said my prostate is enlarged, One of my exams was done by an old man at a free clinic and the other one was done by a hot indian woman at austin urology.
   
   Despite the woman being sexy, the prostate exam was not smexy at all, in fact I even yelped out in pain like "obbbboooaooarr!" while some cringey medical student with a sly smirk just watched my dumper get fingered.
6. 2017-07-23 at 4:37 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Heh, that's due to your prostate, old man. Age likely has something to do with it as well, IIRC the prostate tends to swell/grow as you get older. Don't know what other relevant health conditions you may have.

   
   I used to have high blood pressure.. but not lately.
   
   I miss getting a hard on just looking at something that looked exotic. now I'm down to specific looking women.
   
   Round Asian chicks.. not fat but a little plumpy and black women the same. with white chicks I like Pixie cuts but Cowgirls with long hair as well. Usually blonde cowgirls.
7. 2017-07-23 at 6:21 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Yes my son, you can masturbate.
   
   You just can't cheat.
8. 2017-07-23 at 7:05 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Take DPH and discover a love for spider porn.

   
   love for spider porn.
9. 2017-07-23 at 7:06 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   wut boi wut
10. 2017-07-23 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash wut boi wut

    
    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph582918ba2f233
11. 2017-07-23 at 7:53 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I used to have high blood pressure.. but not lately.
    
    I miss getting a hard on just looking at something that looked exotic. now I'm down to specific looking women.
    
    Round Asian chicks.. not fat but a little plumpy and black women the same. with white chicks I like Pixie cuts but Cowgirls with long hair as well. Usually blonde cowgirls.

    
    nigger lover
12. 2017-07-23 at 7:56 PM UTC

    #12
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i have to sit backwards on the toilet to take a piss in the mornings.

    
    jesus fuck...you just keep digging yourself deeper into the pit of bottom-faggotry emasculation.
    
    all i want to know is whos lap it is youre sitting on when youre involved in this deviant practice
13. 2017-07-23 at 8:07 PM UTC

    #13
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph582918ba2f233

    
    I'm not clicking that, backstreet boy.
14. 2017-07-24 at 12:18 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash I'm not clicking that, backstreet boy.

    
    Don't lay those cards down yet. Call it. click it. It seems like your kind of pron minus the female part.
15. 2017-07-24 at 1:21 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Don't lay those cards down yet. Call it. click it. It seems like your kind of pron minus the female part.

    
    PHI!
16. 2017-07-24 at 1:22 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Somebody put the time and effort into animating that...wow