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Anyone here ever prank/troll authority figures as a kid?

  1. #21
    Wonder how it compares to premier towelhead technology.
  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Wonder how it compares to premier towelhead technology.

    depends.

    some of the westerner-trained/educated ones are as elaborate as what the best-of-the-best (IRA) could come up with.

    that shit the palestinians are tossing into jedi-land is brilliant. $300 airborne propane tanks getting shot down by $150,000 ultra-sophisticated SAMs.
  3. #23
    This was actually exactly what I thought of when I heard of the cost of the Iron Dome, 100K per interceptor... Hamas is actually outjediing Israel... And am that money comes from US military aid
  4. #24
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon This was actually exactly what I thought of when I heard of the cost of the Iron Dome, 100K per interceptor… Hamas is actually outjediing Israel… And am that money comes from US military aid

    correct.

    when the iron-juden first came out der juden MINITRU claimed the actual missiles cost $50k. I vehemently protested that BS on every comments section of could.

    now they're saying it's about $100k but I say now closer to $150k...maybe more...but I don't have the familiarity on such things that I used to.
  5. #25
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    When I was nine years old, I lived in some cabins and the supervisor had two deer statues in his yard. I stoned the deer with my brother, but we didn't see it as vandalism..just dumb fun.

    We tucked newspaper in the back of our pants because we both knew the belt beat down was coming soon.

    Wasted six hundred dollars, that should have paid for a nice family vacation.

    And ever since that moment, he would give me the mean eye.
  6. #26
    wait are we talking about real pigs or the term Pig for cops when it comes to greasing them up and painting numbers?

    this is about fucking with cops. I didn't have to do it.. I watched other kids do it thinking they would get away with shit and fail. especially around highschool when cops would roll around.


    placing a potato in the exhaust but couldn't sneak off in time when the cops came out of the building and saw him . it must of made it easier for the cops to take that potato and shove it up his ass all nice and warm because he kind of had a limp the following week he was back in school.
  7. #27
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Get two pigs, paint a #1 and #3 on them, grease them up and stress them out, and let them loose in your school. Teachers will waste hours searching for #2.

    i'm pretty sure at least one teacher there would have seen the movie.




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  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock theirs no need too repeat what I just said.

    since your one of the slower of the retards ill repeat myself. again.

    Im not here for youre entertainment. your hear for mine.

    its "you're" you illiterate faggot
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby its "you're" you illiterate faggot

    jesus christ.

    you really are a fucking retard.
  10. #30
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock theirs no need too repeat what I just said.

    since your one of the slower of the retards ill repeat myself. again.

    Im not here for youre entertainment. your hear for mine.

    its "there's" you illiterate faggot
  11. #31
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist its "there's" you illiterate faggot

    jesus christ.

    you really are a fucking retard.
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^retard
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^retard

    the difference is you make it flagrantly obvious how fucking retarded you are.
  14. #34
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock the difference is you make it flagrantly obvious how fucking retarded you are.

    the difference is you make it flagrantly obvious how fucking retarded you are.
  15. #35
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    One time, I stole M'n'M's out of walmart by putting it up my shirt and acting like I had a scratch while walking out the door.

    Later, my dad gave me the M'nM's to shut me the fuck up cause I was bitching.
  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash One time, I stole M'n'M's out of walmart by putting it up my shirt and acting like I had a scratch while walking out the door.

    Later, my dad gave me the M'nM's to shut me the fuck up cause I was bitching.

    So you stole m n m's and gave them to your dad and he then gave them back to you? Lol whut?
  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist the difference is you make it flagrantly obvious how fucking retarded you are.

    there is no difference between you two. youre both fucking retarded fucktard niggers who should get a room where you both can alternate between using your tongues on each others dicks and the plate glass window facing the street.
  18. #38
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    the boy who cried rape
  19. #39
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby So you stole m n m's and gave them to your dad and he then gave them back to you? Lol whut?

    My mom or dad found the M'n'M's I had stolen and put it up into the closet. Then I was bitching because my dad said I had to go back to the store to apologize...

    Then he just gave me the M'n'M's to shut me up.
  20. #40
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash My mom or dad found the M'n'M's I had stolen and put it up into the closet. Then I was bitching because my dad said I had to go back to the store to apologize…

    Then he just gave me the M'n'M's to shut me up.

    your dad is a whyte weak.
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