Imagine if we never had to pee or poop

1. 2017-07-22 at 1:53 AM UTC

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   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   We would get so much shit done.
2. 2017-07-22 at 2:56 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You would be even more full of shit
3. 2017-07-22 at 3:43 AM UTC

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   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon You would be even more full of shit

   
   Why would you produce shit if there was no need to poop?
4. 2017-07-22 at 4:02 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Esplender Why would you produce shit if there was no need to poop?

   
   What alternative would we have for getting rid of waste matter?
5. 2017-07-22 at 4:13 AM UTC

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   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon What alternative would we have for getting rid of waste matter?

   
   Farts and burps
6. 2017-07-22 at 4:23 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Esplender Farts and burps

   
   That's be hard to engineer tbh.
7. 2017-07-22 at 5:15 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I used to live by a Septic Tank Facility but they have since moved the tank.
   
   It took me like 4 years to realize that they had moved it.
8. 2017-07-30 at 3:16 PM UTC

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   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon That's be hard to engineer tbh.

   
   God will find a way
9. 2017-07-30 at 3:35 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Esplender We would get so much shit done.

   
   you're nuts. I get more done while dropping off the cosby kids at the porcelain throne than I do any other time.
10. 2017-07-30 at 3:48 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Esplender God will find a way

    
    He did.
    
    by darkening their skin so that urines and feces can be extricated thru it.
11. 2017-08-29 at 6:18 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by benny vader He did.
    
    by darkening their skin so that urines and feces can be extricated thru it.

    
    You're so weird.