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2017-07-18 at 7:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL They check your dick and nuts. You'd have to hoop the phone.
its hard to even do that now. when i went in reception when they strip you they make you sit on this high tech chair thingy that detects phones. its not even x-ray or metal detector, from what i hear it detects lithium and shit like that somehow, even through the body. altho i've heard some prisoners say its not 100%, but i don't take much heed in what prisoners say, most of them talk absolute bollocks.
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2017-07-18 at 7:18 PM UTC
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2017-07-18 at 7:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist its hard to even do that now. when i went in reception when they strip you they make you sit on this high tech chair thingy that detects phones. its not even x-ray or metal detector, from what i hear it detects lithium and shit like that somehow, even through the body. altho i've heard some prisoners say its not 100%, but i don't take much heed in what prisoners say, most of them talk absolute bollocks.
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nah, the ''chair'' detects electromagnetic signals and they can do it with you either clothed or unclothed.
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2017-07-18 at 7:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by benny vader nah, the ''chair'' detects electromagnetic signals and they can do it with you either clothed or unclothed.
and the only reason the unclothed you was becos they're british.
they actually sit you on it once you dressed again, before you go out the cubicle. i think they know full well everyone would kick off having to sit bare ass on something all the other tramps and reprobates had sat bare ass on to. in british jails we don't do the batty boy thing like you amerifags do in jail.
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2017-07-18 at 10:21 PM UTCOnce they know it's in there, they get a warrant for your asshole. Then a doctor is called and the white gloves come on and the doctor goes on a treasure hunt.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-18 at 10:25 PM UTCYou can always sew a bunch of 3-5g bags of drugs into your body and let them heal over, then if you get locked up you just have to deal with a little discomfort of carving them out, but if you start with the right drug first, cutting the rest out will be far more tolerable.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-19 at 2:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ You can always sew a bunch of 3-5g bags of drugs into your body and let them heal over, then if you get locked up you just have to deal with a little discomfort of carving them out, but if you start with the right drug first, cutting the rest out will be far more tolerable.
Here, they have body scanners in booking just like TSA. Introducing contraband into a correctional facility is kind of a serious charge. They don't hesitate if you get that far. Those scanners aren't cheap.
That being said, I was locked up with this one guy that told me about how his wife would crush pills and mix them with finger paint and let the kids paint with it, then she'd send them in the mail. Pretty clever if you ask me. Now, they require all mail to be written on index cards. Everything else they throw away. -
2017-07-19 at 2:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by HampTheToker Here, they have body scanners in booking just like TSA. Introducing contraband into a correctional facility is kind of a serious charge. They don't hesitate if you get that far. Those scanners aren't cheap.
That being said, I was locked up with this one guy that told me about how his wife would crush pills and mix them with finger paint and let the kids paint with it, then she'd send them in the mail. Pretty clever if you ask me. Now, they require all mail to be written on index cards. Everything else they throw away.
Body scanners that detect drugs, or what kind of scanners?
Yeah I'm sort of familiar with the cards/stamps technique of sending in powder or blotters. I've never known anyone that did it but if the facility doesn't restrict the format that you can send letters with, it's definitely a smart idea.
Like you said, almost all correctional centers are familiar with this by now so they have mostly tightened their security and rules on correspondence. -
2017-07-19 at 4:52 AM UTC
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2017-07-19 at 5:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist they actually sit you on it once you dressed again, before you go out the cubicle. i think they know full well everyone would kick off having to sit bare ass on something all the other tramps and reprobates had sat bare ass on to. in british jails we don't do the batty boy thing like you amerifags do in jail.
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2017-07-19 at 5:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Body scanners that detect drugs, or what kind of scanners?
Yeah I'm sort of familiar with the cards/stamps technique of sending in powder or blotters. I've never known anyone that did it but if the facility doesn't restrict the format that you can send letters with, it's definitely a smart idea.
Like you said, almost all correctional centers are familiar with this by now so they have mostly tightened their security and rules on correspondence.
X-rays, nigga. If you're plugging drugs or weapons or any other kind of contraband, then they're going to see it.
Originally posted by Helladamnleet They aren't mine.
Would you play with them if they were?
Do nice tits lose their appeal if they're attached to a dude?
If you had a hetero friend with tits would it be homo if he let you play with them? -
2017-07-19 at 5:41 AM UTCEvery receiving department is issued one set of forceps. Low budget hick prisons have been reduced to using barbecue forks.
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2017-07-19 at 5:48 AM UTC
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2017-07-19 at 5:56 AM UTCGo for the jugular
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2017-07-19 at 12:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ OK. Makes sense. I'm of the firm belief you ignore bench warrants as long as you can. Arrest warrants though, far more paranoia attached to trying to hide from those. Good for you to turn yourself in and get it over with.
Hey, can you explain Bench warrents to me. I almost fucked up on not going to Jury Duty, and was told you will have a bench warrent if you don't show up (or maybe if it's after a certain number?)
Do you actually go to Jail for sometime and usually how long? They're only sent out if you miss an appointment with a court for various reasons outside of not showing for court itself? -
2017-07-19 at 12:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by HampTheToker You'd be terrified if you ever ended up in the drunk tank.
I was sent for 2 DUIs (Which is why I finally gave up drinking for 7-8 years then fucked up and got another one (But the second one was based on holding me until I peaked.. still got a DUI.. I should try to get it expunged)
that being said, I've been in a dryout tank several times in my youth. around 18-19 years of age. Back in the 80s they were more lax about not giving us a ticket for underage drunkenness. Once I woke up with my puke on me and two guys shaking on the floor looking at me. when I went in, they had the bed and I had the floor. At some-point I frighten them off the bed and then puked. (they said I was fighting myself and then turned on them) I know it's a fact you don't apologize in Jail but I felt embarrassed and said sorry to them. they didn't react and the door open for them and both were released.. I had to stay another 4 fucking hours and the guard wouldn't give me a shirt out of lost and found and sprayed me with lysol and laughed. told me I couldn't wash my shirt in their facility. i had dried nacho cheese puke from Taco Bell .
You're not suppose to drink with medications because you black out. I stopped again and been sober for over 3 years now. Alcohol is poison. -
2017-07-19 at 4:19 PM UTC
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2017-07-19 at 7:03 PM UTCStop drinking alcohol.. All of you. If I have to do it, so does everyone else. No favortismThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-19 at 7:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Hey, can you explain Bench warrents to me. I almost fucked up on not going to Jury Duty, and was told you will have a bench warrent if you don't show up (or maybe if it's after a certain number?)
Do you actually go to Jail for sometime and usually how long? They're only sent out if you miss an appointment with a court for various reasons outside of not showing for court itself?
It essentially means they won't search for you, but if you get pulled over or your ID checked by LE the warrant will show up and you'll go to jail until you see the judge. Often times you can post a predetermined cash bond with a promise to appear in court. -
2017-07-19 at 8:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ It essentially means they won't search for you, but if you get pulled over or your ID checked by LE the warrant will show up and you'll go to jail until you see the judge. Often times you can post a predetermined cash bond with a promise to appear in court.
will there be a trial ?
