Committing a terrorist attack to get outta work

1. 2017-07-18 at 2:54 PM UTC

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   CarljoinedISIS Yung Blood
   What do you fink?.
   
   I used up all my sick days and I really hate the commute so I was thinking of bombing some buses and say "oh sorry I was blown up I gotta take the week off"
   
   Or maybe set off some kind of poison at work while I have the antidote and pretend I got poisoned too
2. 2017-07-18 at 4:35 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   it's a brilliant plan. go for it.
   
   and...when the media publishes my encouragement to your posts and blames me for being an accessory, I have this for you faggots to quote: NIGGER.
   
   that is all. carry on.