2017-07-18 at 1:47 AM UTC
I got some bullshit in the mail with an invite code to some website that's like a social networking site for people in your neighborhood and I was bored so I signed up, and there's a bunch of people in there bitching about people going through the trash and "stealing" their shit. How the fuck is it stealing if you threw it away you miserable old cunt? I feel like they need to find some better shit to care about. I am tempted to just troll the shit out of them but I don't want all of my neighbors to hate me. I'm gonna keep my eyes peeled for those invite letters and take all the codes from them and register a bunch of fake accounts and then troll/spam them or something.
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2017-07-18 at 2:01 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Well, the people pack their trash up all neat and tidy at the end of their laneway, and then some poor slob fuckwit comes along and opens it all up and makes a mess of their property then walks away happy and leaves it all like that.
2017-07-18 at 2:07 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Maybe some items are sentimental, from dead relatives or something, and they want to get rid of it, but at the same time don't want someone else to have it.
2017-07-18 at 2:10 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Or the items are haunted, and they don't want to plague anyone else with the poltergeists. If you threw the monkey's paw away in the trash, I'm sure you wouldn't want someone else digging it up.
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2017-07-18 at 2:11 AM UTC
aldra
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I would probably burn or bury it in that case though
2017-07-18 at 2:18 AM UTC
If you fucking even THINK about taking my discarded banana peels you can enjoy your immediate family's murder in the near future.
2017-07-18 at 2:20 AM UTC
if im ever throwing something away i dont want people rummaging through ill pour something into the trash can on top of it.
bleach. liquid fish-fertilizer. piss. or if i dont have anything, just soapy water from washing my car.
2017-07-18 at 2:43 AM UTC
fuck people like that. its just the same as people looking down on dumpster diving. i mean, ive picked shit out of the dumpster/around it like old tvs to scrap, old desks and other furniture, etc. hell, one of my external hard drives came from a broken laptop that i got out of one of them and disassembled. as far as actual dumpster diving, i havent done it, but there was one time where a couple mexicans actually got in the dumpster and started looking through shit, but they left it better than they found it. no trash strewn around, they even picked up some shit laying on the ground outside and put it in. anyone that is desperate enough to look through someones trash more than likely is going to leave things perfectly neat and tidy (as far as a trash can will allow, at least) to save face if not out of common courtesy. i would venture a guess that if your trash is all the fuck over the place that a raccoon or possum got in it, not a brokeboy just trying to find things they need but cant afford
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