How Many Calories Did You Consume Today?

1. 2017-07-16 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #61
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ You spend more time shitting on threads than you do shitting irl. You make no sense.

   
   open wide...here comes a big surprise.
2. 2017-07-16 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #62
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by infinityshock open wide…here comes a big surprise.

   
   If you were just a shade of funny, ever, our exchanges could be amusing to others.
3. 2017-07-16 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #63
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ If you were just a shade of funny, ever, our exchanges could be amusing to others.

   
   you're chock full of delusions of grandeur today
4. 2017-07-16 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #64
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by infinityshock you're chock full of delusions of grandeur today

   
   Even thinking you could be remotely amusing, you're right. I am delusional.
5. 2017-07-16 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #65
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Even thinking you could be remotely amusing, you're right. I am delusional.

   
   i just said youre delusional, retard.
6. 2017-07-16 at 7:55 AM UTC

   #66
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mashlehash uhhh

   
   boneless pizza and a 2liter of coke?
7. 2017-07-16 at 7:56 AM UTC

   #67
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   300, plus probably 2K in booze. Feeling good.... as a motherfucker
8. 2017-07-16 at 8:19 AM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny 300, plus probably 2K in booze. Feeling good…. as a motherfucker

   
   You should reevaluate your diet, or you'll have some real health issues by the time you're 30.
9. 2017-07-16 at 8:34 AM UTC

   #69
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Dargo You should reevaluate your diet, or you'll have some real health issues by the time you're 30.

   
   At least drugs will allow you to get to 30 without committing suicide.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • Lanny
10. 2017-07-16 at 8:36 AM UTC

    #70
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice At least drugs will allow you to get to 30 without committing suicide.

    
    Sounds liek someone needs Jesus.
11. 2017-07-16 at 8:50 AM UTC

    #71
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Dargo You should reevaluate your diet, or you'll have some real health issues by the time you're 30.

    
    Fuck the cult of health, a religion founded on the premise that measure of a life is the quantity not the quality. I'd rather be a drunk for the next five years than spend my life on a treadmill and eternally anxious over which of a million diseases is going to end me. I need to take up smoking.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
12. 2017-07-16 at 9:02 AM UTC

    #72
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Fuck the cult of health, a religion founded on the premise that measure of a life is the quantity not the quality. I'd rather be a drunk for the next five years than spend my life on a treadmill and eternally anxious over which of a million diseases is going to end me. I need to take up smoking.

    
    Meh. It's too bad because you're actually smart and could probably do something with an additional 20 years. Instead you're drinking yourself to oblivion at age 23.
13. 2017-07-16 at 11:21 AM UTC

    #73
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Dargo Meh. It's too bad because you're actually smart and could probably do something with an additional 20 years. Instead you're drinking yourself to oblivion at age 23.

    
    Did you not read his comment?
    
    What do you think Lanny could DO with an additional 20 years? Please, do tell.
14. 2017-07-16 at 11:58 AM UTC

    #74
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Did you not read his comment?
    
    What do you think Lanny could DO with an additional 20 years? Please, do tell.

    
    wetbackin.space
    
    mudslimesin.space
15. 2017-07-16 at 6:44 PM UTC

    #75
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by mmQ Did you not read his comment?
    
    What do you think Lanny could DO with an additional 20 years? Please, do tell.

    
    there are plenty of africcan kids waiting to be adopted.
    
    like handbaggs.
16. 2017-07-16 at 6:47 PM UTC

    #76
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock nigger

    
    not available.
    
    only synthetics are.
17. 2017-07-17 at 2:34 AM UTC

    #77
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    I ate so much over the last several hours my entire lower abdomen looks like a beer belly and when I try to drink something I can feel pain from my stomach stretching too much.
18. 2017-07-17 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #78
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock I ate so much over the last several hours my entire lower abdomen looks like a beer belly and when I try to drink something I can feel pain from my stomach stretching too much.

    
    You should take it easy on the cum intake. It's bad for your health.
19. 2017-07-17 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #79
    

    fag Houston
    Its actually got a lot of protein
20. 2017-07-17 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #80
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    I've eaten a few thousand calories more than usual over the last couple of days and after not shitting all day...the poo poo choo choo is barreling down the tracks...
    
    here comes some overtime for the local sewage processing plant