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  1. #81
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ No.

    i look forward to running you off the road, too
  2. #82
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Esplender 1. Run over dogs
    2. Run over cats
    3. Run over seagulls
    4. Run over children
    5. Run over Chinese people

    you forgot niggers and squirrels
  3. #83
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock i look forward to running you off the road, too

    Never gonna happen.
  4. #84
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Never gonna happen.

    smart of you to stay the fuck out of my lane
  5. #85
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Originally posted by infinityshock you forgot niggers and squirrels

    Neither of those things exist where I am from.
  6. #86
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Esplender Neither of those things exist where I am from.

    must be like heaven.
  7. #87
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock smart of you to stay the fuck out of my lane

    Nah. It's my lane, and if you try and run me off the road for going 10mph over the limit you'll find yourself laying upside down in the ditch you silly bitch.
  8. #88
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Nah. It's my lane, and if you try and run me off the road for going 10mph over the limit you'll find yourself laying upside down in the ditch you silly bitch.

    i haven't decided if its adorable that you think so...or just pathetic.

    if I'm going 11mph over and you're in my way I'll do you like I did the cutesty little pickup truck on I95 doing 80 when I was doing 100 a few weeks ago that literally careened off into the median between N-bound and S-bound traffic.

    I left the driver with a bit of a smirk on my face...barely even a twinge of my lips...nothing else. not so much as a smile or you-numba-one finger wave.

    don't expect even that much from me, sweetcheeks.

    you're welcome to try and get my tag number.
  9. #89
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock i haven't decided if its adorable that you think so…or just pathetic.

    if I'm going 11mph over and you're in my way I'll do you like I did the cutesty little pickup truck on I95 doing 80 when I was doing 100 a few weeks ago that literally careened off into the median between N-bound and S-bound traffic.

    I left the driver with a bit of a smirk on my face…barely even a twinge of my lips…nothing else. not so much as a smile or you-numba-one finger wave.

    don't expect even that much from me, sweetcheeks.

    you're welcome to try and get my tag number.

    Haha I knew you were dying to share your little made-up story. You try that shit with me and I'll leave you trapped in your car to burn alive and I'll stop to film your screams and upload to LiveLeak for our amusement.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #90
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Haha I knew you were dying to share your little made-up story. You try that shit with me and I'll leave you trapped in your car to burn alive and I'll stop to film your screams and upload to LiveLeak for our amusement.

    the only made up stories are the ones you're posting, faggot.
  11. #91
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock the only made up stories are the ones you're posting, faggot.

    What?

    I have no reason to make up anything.

    You never ran anyone off the road and that's as obvious as the sun is bright. Your superiority complex is holistically cringe inducing.
  12. #92
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Originally posted by infinityshock must be like heaven.

    When there's a vacant ecological role available, something is bound to take it sooner or later.
  13. #93
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ What?

    I have no reason to make up anything.

    You never ran anyone off the road and that's as obvious as the sun is bright. Your superiority complex is holistically cringe inducing.

    I offer you a slight guffaw. not a chuckle, which you don't deserve...just a guffaw.
  14. #94
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock I offer you a slight guffaw. not a chuckle, which you don't deserve…just a guffaw.

    I offer you a mild jizz load. not a full blast, even though you deserve it...just a mild jizz load.
  15. #95
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I offer you a mild jizz load. not a full blast, even though you deserve it…just a mild jizz load.

    you might want to see a doctor about that inability to perform. he could probably prescribe something to help you out
  16. #96
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock you might want to see a doctor about that inability to perform. he could probably prescribe something to help you out

    I am a doctor you buffoon, I'm simply considerate and don't want to overwhelm your throat.
  17. #97
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I am a doctor you buffoon, I'm simply considerate and don't want to overwhelm your throat.

    that line must have great success on the homeless niggers you take out on dates. for everyone else...it's just laughable.
  18. #98
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock that line must have great success on the homeless niggers you take out on dates. for everyone else…it's just laughable.

    Its not a pick-up line, cloud. You aren't deserving of my full cumspray. You don't have to change the subject, it is what it is. I'm sorry, because I know you'd gobble it down with the enthusiasm of a million Ethiopians eyeing a steak. You just don't deserve it.
  19. #99
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm sorry,

    the one single accurate statement you've posted

    carry on
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock the one single accurate statement you've posted

    carry on

    I apologized for not offering you a full cum load. Thanks for acknowledging it's legitimacy.
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