How Many Calories Did You Consume Today?

1. 2017-07-15 at 11:12 PM UTC

   #41
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Hey guise wanna come over to my place and talk about calories?
2. 2017-07-15 at 11:13 PM UTC

   #42
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by DocFoster Fatty fatty no parents

   
   faggot.
3. 2017-07-15 at 11:14 PM UTC

   #43
   

   DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
   It's 2017 bro, you'd have to be gay to not have sucked a dick yet
4. 2017-07-15 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #44
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by DocFoster It's 2017 bro, you'd have to be gay to not have sucked a dick yet

   
   faggot
5. 2017-07-15 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #45
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Hey guise wanna come over to my place and talk about calories?

   
   faggot
6. 2017-07-15 at 11:17 PM UTC

   #46
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by infinityshock faggot

   
   Dude I just had like 25 calories! You??
7. 2017-07-15 at 11:21 PM UTC

   #47
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Your know, that's a good question.
   
   Today I have ate:
   
   Two eggs, strips of bacon, two pieces of butter toast in the early morning hours...
   
   Greek yogurt with 4 grain cookies
   
   Also milk
   
   'Merica
8. 2017-07-15 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #48
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mashlehash Your know, that's a good question.
   
   Today I have ate:
   
   Two eggs, strips of bacon, two pieces of butter toast in the early morning hours…
   
   Greek yogurt with 4 grain cookies
   
   Also milk
   
   'Merica

   
   Nice bro!!
   
   How did you make the eggs?
   
   Bacon crispy or soft???
   
   What kind of toast ???!!!!!!
   
   Were the cookies made with 4 grains or did you eat 4 cookies made out of grain????????????!!!!!!!!
   
   SKIM MILK OMG???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM CUMMMMMMMINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
9. 2017-07-15 at 11:32 PM UTC

   #49
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Dude I just had like 25 calories! You??

   
   stop blowing those ethiopians.
   
   blow an elephant or something if you want more calories than that. those 25 ethiopians who's jizz you swallowed is the equivalent to about a thousandths of what is in a single pachyderm nut.
10. 2017-07-15 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #50
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock stop blowing those ethiopians.
    
    blow an elephant or something if you want more calories than that. those 25 ethiopians who's jizz you swallowed is the equivalent to about a thousandths of what is in a single pachyderm nut.

    
    I'm trying to watch my weight.
11. 2017-07-15 at 11:49 PM UTC

    #51
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ Nice bro!!
    
    How did you make the eggs?
    
    Bacon crispy or soft???
    
    What kind of toast ???!!!!!!
    
    Were the cookies made with 4 grains or did you eat 4 cookies made out of grain????????????!!!!!!!!
    
    SKIM MILK OMG???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM CUMMMMMMMINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

    
    Tree Niğğęř
12. 2017-07-15 at 11:49 PM UTC

    #52
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm trying to watch my weight.

    
    ethiopians are the way to go if you're looking for a low calorie consumption.
13. 2017-07-15 at 11:51 PM UTC

    #53
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock ethiopians are the way to go if you're looking for a low calorie consumption.

    
    Kk buddy. What's the latest on YOUR calorie levels? I'd love to know.
14. 2017-07-15 at 11:54 PM UTC

    #54
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Kk buddy. What's the latest on YOUR calorie levels? I'd love to know.

    
    same as usual...about 6k a day
    
    the worst part is shitting 3 or 4 times a day.
15. 2017-07-15 at 11:54 PM UTC

    #55
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Also an hour ago I ate a uhhhm Mc' some....thing
16. 2017-07-15 at 11:55 PM UTC

    #56
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock same as usual…about 6k a day
    
    the worst part is shitting 3 or 4 times a day.

    
    When you poo, do you consider and note the calories leaving your body?
17. 2017-07-16 at 12:23 AM UTC

    #57
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ When you poo, do you consider and note the calories leaving your body?

    
    calories don't leave the body in shit, you dumb shit.
    
    I'm about to eat a $5 little caesars pizza. I'm going to try to save some for later but that doesn't always work out as planned.
18. 2017-07-16 at 12:27 AM UTC

    #58
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock calories don't leave the body in shit, you dumb shit.
    
    I'm about to eat a $5 little caesars pizza. I'm going to try to save some for later but that doesn't always work out as planned.

    
    Why did you say the worst part is shitting ?
19. 2017-07-16 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #59
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Why did you say the worst part is shitting ?

    
    i have better things to do than sit on the pot and squeeze my previous meals out of my asshole.
20. 2017-07-16 at 12:34 AM UTC

    #60
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock i have better things to do than sit on the pot and squeeze my previous meals out of my asshole.

    
    You spend more time shitting on threads than you do shitting irl. You make no sense.