How to make a 14 year old cry?

1. 2015-07-29 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #21
   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   arabs give 0 fucks
2. 2015-07-29 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   she has short hair like shorter than my length which is kind of a turn off for me
   
   but shes like a female harry potter librarian girl, maybe 7.5/10, would be 8.5 with longer hair
   
   cant snap pictures atm

   
   I like longer hair too. Harry potter girl, lol.
   
   *I put on my robe and wizard hat*
3. 2015-07-29 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I like longer hair too. Harry potter girl, lol.
   
   *I put on my robe and wizard hat*

   
   
4. 2015-07-29 at 3:42 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   

   
   That was awesome.
5. 2015-07-29 at 4 AM UTC

   #25
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   a little girl broke my heart.
   
   but today i went up to her friends and went "wouldn't it be cool if ashley choked on a chicken bone, or if she fell down the stairs. bumped her head, and became brain dead"
   
   her friend was like "wtf no"
   
   then 20 minutes later i walk up to her friends and go "or if she starred in one of the Saw movies, or maybe 50 shades of grey, that would be cool"
   
   then some girl in the background goes "this guy is sociopathic as fuck!"
   
   *frantically texting*
   
   then i threw a rusty nail at emma and called her a bitch, stole 3 dollars from someone, bought a crazy stallion, watched rick and morty, and here i am

   
   quit treating women like this.
   
6. 2015-07-29 at 4:06 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   quit treating women like this.

   
   Fuck that noise. Start recording and uploading this shit.
7. 2015-07-29 at 5:46 AM UTC

   #27
   arthur treacher African Astronaut

   arabs give 0 fucks

   
   
   
   I was going to ask the same thing but I assumed that this would be the answer.
8. 2015-08-03 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #28
   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   grandma died because of YOU
9. 2020-11-28 at 5:53 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Bill Houston [my protanopic apetalous kneel]
   you gotta calm down kid