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The reason why I don't use condoms
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2017-07-15 at 7:50 PM UTC
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2017-07-15 at 8 PM UTC
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2017-07-15 at 8:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash I could strap your nipples up to to a car battery, Bill Krozby.
I could
dont...it's a waste of time.
a better option is to direct-wire a 10-gauge electrical cord to the copper or aluminum bus bars (each individual wire to the separate 110v bus) BEFORE the first circuit breaker. (between the high voltage transformer and the first circuit breaker in the panel)
this is wired to a 220v switch, then more 10-gauge leads to either bare wire or some sort of conductive metal.
the exposed ends are creatively applied to the well-bound (go ahead and try this on someone who isn't tied up with restraints several times the rating capacity of the world's strongest bodybuilder and see how it works out for you) human subject. if I had any clue what I'm talking about...which I don't, because ive never done this before, nor would I ever, I would apply the live ends to locations on the subject that were already 'wet' and naturally well conductive. the more creative kids in the class know what I'm not saying. for even more fun additional 'wet' locations can be created with either sharp instruments (or dull ones...it's not like anyone is grading this) or the pointed metal probes inserted somewhat into subcutaneous...or for even more, more fun...intramuscular tissue.
try to avoid orienting the condutors in a way that sends current along a path that crosses either the heart or brain as this will curtail the good times. -
2017-07-15 at 8:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock dont…it's a waste of time.
a better option is to direct-wire a 10-gauge electrical cord to the copper or aluminum bus bars (each individual wire to the separate 110v bus) BEFORE the first circuit breaker. (between the high voltage transformer and the first circuit breaker in the panel)
this is wired to a 220v switch, then more 10-gauge leads to either bare wire or some sort of conductive metal.
the exposed ends are creatively applied to the well-bound (go ahead and try this on someone who isn't tied up with restraints several times the rating capacity of the world's strongest bodybuilder and see how it works out for you) human subject. if I had any clue what I'm talking about…which I don't, because ive never done this before, nor would I ever, I would apply the live ends to locations on the subject that were already 'wet' and naturally well conductive. the more creative kids in the class know what I'm not saying. for even more fun additional 'wet' locations can be created with either sharp instruments (or dull ones…it's not like anyone is grading this) or the pointed metal probes inserted somewhat into subcutaneous…or for even more, more fun…intramuscular tissue.
try to avoid orienting the condutors in a way that sends current along a path that crosses either the heart or brain as this will curtail the good times.
where you learn this ? -
2017-07-15 at 9:01 PM UTC
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2017-07-15 at 9:35 PM UTC
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2017-07-15 at 9:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby from his daddy that sexually abused him as a child
youre just mad that the extent of your childhood sexual abuse involved so many different men and farm animals that theres no possible way your asshole will ever be useful for anything other than the winning contestant at a grand canyon impersonation competition. -
2017-07-16 at 6:36 AM UTCThank you for the laugh Bill Krozby. lolcow to the end.
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2017-07-16 at 7:50 AM UTCjust tape a 9 volt battery to your peepee and put it in peoples mouth as a prank haha
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2017-07-16 at 8:33 AM UTC
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2017-07-16 at 8:34 AM UTC
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2017-07-16 at 8:40 AM UTC
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2017-07-16 at 12:03 PM UTC
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2019-09-14 at 6:10 AM UTC
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2019-09-14 at 9:17 AM UTCPlus my power cable is bent & girthy, condoms just aren't user friendly.
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2019-09-14 at 9:26 AM UTCYee.
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2019-09-14 at 1:46 PM UTCPlease use condoms Bill Krozby nobody deserves you as their dad.
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2019-09-14 at 4:34 PM UTCI don't think the itchy tingling feeling is electricity, I think that's your herpes.
