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  1. Originally posted by sploo

    You have a little dick.
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice Oh, pish posh. 27 isn't that old to have never so much as held hands.

    you really do say the dumbest shit.




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  3. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by mmQ Might be my new girlfriend tbh she let me massage her ass all night. I love her. Haha

    Haha
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by NARCassist you really do say the dumbest shit.




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    And you fall for the dumbest shit. Do you believe I lack such low level self-awareness? Of course 27 is a a very uncommon and unusual age to never have so much as held hands. Although, in my case, which is far rarer, it was genuinely by choice, rejecting every woman that ever showed interest in me.
  5. I never held hands with a guy until I was 21 or something lol
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And that was zok... Aaron.. whatever.
  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Wat in the hale
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Kinkou I never held hands with a guy until I was 21 or something lol

    Good, you let your emotions propriortate before someone had a chance to step on your heart.
  9. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by sploo

    You look like a cucumber that just realized you're going to turn into a pickle one day.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kinkou I never held hands with a guy until I was 21 or something lol

    Originally posted by -SpectraL And that was zok… Aaron.. whatever.

    About that: Was Zok an aspie too? I've wondered this multiple times in the past. Even if he was never diagnosed, he definitely seemed like the type that had a good chance of being on the spectrum. Aspies do tend to attract each other as well, assortative mating is a pretty well established behavior among humans in general.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I just looked at him as a weirdo, really. If that's what they're calling an aspie these days, I guess so.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Ash finally slept on my stomach. Although there were two times when I was moving my arm or hand and collided with her, but it didn't seem to be significant, she didn't move. I also remember turning onto my side and some time later waking up with her on top of me again.

    I think it's sweet, but a bit of an awkward position as well since I can't turn over with her on me. Prefer the spoons position.

    Must be nice for her to have a home (again). When I first met her she was covered in scabs and her fur around certain areas seemed sparse from fighting.
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I just looked at him as a weirdo, really. If that's what they're calling an aspie these days, I guess so.

    What were the weirdest things about him? I recall Vladie mentioning that he barely spoke IRL, and he didn't share much about himself on the forum.
  14. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Malice would you ever eat cat or dog
  15. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    or spider
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Yeah, sure, why not? I can't see a rational reason not to and I'm wholly unconcerned with irrational human customs.

    I mean, it would probably in an unrealistic scenario where there was nothing else. They really aren't good sources of meat, so I don't see a reason to otherwise.
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    unless they are wild, their diets are most likely absolute garbage and youll end up getting sick from it
  18. Originally posted by mashlehash You look like a cucumber that just realized you're going to turn into a pickle one day.

    I have to remember that one
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar lmao. You have got to be faded off that bay area kush. There's just no other way you would have written this.

    Now I actually am. My word, I have to try out more of the best variants and descendants of OG Kush. This stuff from Purple Star gave me the best high in who knows how long. Now I just have to fight the effects long enough to put sunglasses on, go outside, and meditate in the sunlight (health benefits, particularly for a hiki).

    Ooh, the Green Cross now has 5 high CBD strains, and one of them is my preferred choice. The highest CBD strain, AC/DC. Also cheap, and in this case sun grown.

    From Purple Star I'm planning to get (Always check entire relevant sections of the menu, of course.):
    -Do-Si-Dos, BOGO, 2 1/8ths for $25 each.
    -Oh, they have harlequin too. I think it's the first time I've seen it listed at a bay area dispensary. I've heard it's uniquely non-psychoactive, a choice strain among medical patients who need or want to remain feeling sober, while receiving the medicinal benefits. Tempted to get an 8th for $40 to sample it. Maybe I'll pass, the effects really don't seem that interesting right now, and I'm already getting ac/dc.

    Noooooo, I only had one very small hit lift. Now I'm completely out.

    -Thin Mint is only $32/8th.

    -Maybe some platinum bubba wax for $23.5/g. Mendo wax as well for the same.

    Wanted to try OG18, but I checked my history and it looks like that was the only good item from last time that isn't available.
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw theres a thunderstorm rolling in and one of the cats is absolutely mortified

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