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  1. #1
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    I have fidgeted.

    I've been a fidgeter for as long as I could remember but I only found out about this fidgeting thing recently with the proliferation of fidget spinner world wide.

    Never knew what it was I've been doing all these while. But 30+ years ago there arent any fidget spinners ... or fidget contraption of any kind ...

    so I had this



    to fidget on.

    Do you fidget ???
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    I was hoping this was someone's coming-out party with pics of the OP in some sort of lingerie or gimp outfit.

    dissatisfied.
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock I was hoping this was someone's coming-out party with pics of the OP in some sort of lingerie or gimp outfit.

    dissatisfied.

    You're free to lead by example.
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ You're free to lead by example.

    you first
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock you first

    That wouldn't make sense seeing as how I'm not the one of us that's a massive faggot cowering in the closet, enjoyer of dick sucking and penile intake, and that's why, of course, I suggested you.
  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ That wouldn't make sense seeing as how I'm not the one of us that's a massive faggot cowering in the closet, enjoyer of dick sucking and penile intake, and that's why, of course, I suggested you.

    what doesn't make sense is your idiotic statement considering I've repeatedly instructed you to suck my dick or coddle it with your colon,you closeted cock connoisseur.
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock what doesn't make sense is your idiotic statement considering I've repeatedly instructed you to suck my dick or coddle it with your colon,you closeted cock connoisseur.

    I've offered to comply but you don't show up. That's what I'm talking about. You wanna be a faggot with me step up and do it.
  8. #8
    don't let the NK get a hold of these.. they're centrifuge devices to balance out ICBM and they will kill us all
  9. #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I've offered to comply but you don't show up. That's what I'm talking about. You wanna be a faggot with me step up and do it.

    lick my balls
  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I don't have any neurological disorders.
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock lick my balls

    Offered to but you're too much of an insecure bitch to follow through.
  12. #12
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Offered to but you're too much of an insecure bitch to follow through.

    no, you really can lick my balls.

    literally...take your tongue, and wallow it around my testicular area for as long as it takes for lock jaw to set in.
  13. #13
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't have any neurological disorders.

  14. #14
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion

  15. #15
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Spectral the fact that you still post here is a testament to your grip on reality.
  16. #16
    fag Houston
    I grind my teeth and bounce them around. When I was in school some dumb bitch called the cops on me because they thought I was on speed.
  17. #17
    Alfalfa Switzer (Carl) got stabbed. or shot. I forget which.

    He lived a rough life.

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