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Why don't christians believe in ghosts?

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    Isnt that literally proof of a souls existence?

    "literally"

    "proof"

    "soul"

    "wikipedia is not a source"
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    Because the Pope says so.

    /thread
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    christians do, ever heard of the holy ghost?

    /thread
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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Spirits just hanging around on this plane would be contradictory to their belief that people either go to heaven or hell after they die.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^not necessarily. Some are lost souls.. and spirits are pan dimensional beings

    hurp durp!
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    christians do, ever heard of the holy ghost?

    /thread

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    Which version of Christianity...
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Which version of Christianity…

    Excellent question.
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    Which version of Christianity…
    [SIZE=12px][FONT=georgia]The ones that believe that a cosmic jedi Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.[/FONT][/SIZE]
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    [SIZE=12px][FONT=georgia]The ones that believe that a cosmic jedi Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.[/FONT][/SIZE]

    I don't think orginal sin is a big deal with the protestants though.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    [SIZE=12px][FONT=georgia]The ones that believe that a cosmic jedi Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.[/FONT][/SIZE]



    there is a long tradition of christian mysticism that believes all sorts of things that we would consider odd, but were actually couched in esoteric terms and may have been describing something allegorical and perhaps now lost to the ages. i.e. empty symbolic rituals with no connection to the original sacred intent.

    some modern day examples are the quakers, the shakers, and some of the gnostic christians.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^not to mention the long and "prosperous" history of torture, murder, and child molestation
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, I was wondering whose alt you were
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    me?? I'm not an alt I'm just Bill Krozby...
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I was referring to op
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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Why don't atheists believe in afterlife? Some do
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    there is a long tradition of christian mysticism that believes all sorts of things that we would consider odd, but were actually couched in esoteric terms and may have been describing something allegorical and perhaps now lost to the ages. i.e. empty symbolic rituals with no connection to the original sacred intent.

    some modern day examples are the quakers, the shakers, and some of the gnostic christians.
    The problem with Christianity is that the Catholics made it popular by force.
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    The problem with Christianity is that the Catholics made it popular by force.
    Rome was Pagan.

    Then the Christians had a revolution and it became Christian.

    Also, evil spirits exist for Christians, and those can be compared to ghosts.
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    Rome was Pagan.

    Then the Christians had a revolution and it became Christian.

    Also, evil spirits exist for Christians, and those can be compared to ghosts.
    It became Catholic.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    The problem with Christianity is that the Catholics made it popular by force.


    catholics are barely christian, IMO

    and I say that having been raised in an extended family that was exclusively catholic

    my immediate family aren't, just my extended family.
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