The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-07-10 at 8:08 PM UTC

   #3741
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Going for the shotgun method of hitting on girls ey cerakote?
2. 2017-07-10 at 8:18 PM UTC

   #3742
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by Wasp Sugar Where the fuck is Hydraw

   
   right here... I'm an aspie too.
3. 2017-07-10 at 8:31 PM UTC

   #3743
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Heh, on the bus and I began practicing holding the stomach vacuum, then I recalled the recent scene from Boku no Hero where Deku has been holding the old school “air chair” exercise position for the entire class. You just press your back against the back of the seat and lift your body upward, off the seat, supporting yourself with your legs. The movement and instability of the bus makes it much better.
   
   

   Originally posted by hydromorphone right here… I'm an aspie too.

   
   We should really make a list of all confirmed aspies here, there are a lot of us, and form a club.
   
   It’s a very unique and fascinating neurological variation.
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   • hydromorphone
4. 2017-07-10 at 8:32 PM UTC

   #3744
   

   Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
   How can you stand that show? My wife watches it and it's almost as bad as fairy tale
5. 2017-07-10 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #3745
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 How can you stand that show? My wife watches it and it's almost as bad as fairy tale

   
   She watches Boku no Hero?!?! What a lucky man, it sounds like you found a rare one, such a high quality life partner.
   
   This makes swinging with you far more tempting... I would love to watch the best animes with her, especially new episodes on Saturday.
   
   People can have radically different interest, vary immensely, can’t you understand that? You seem to be more of the drier STEM major male type. You’re also a father, which inadvertently makes you incrementally far more boring the longer you’ve been one.
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   • hydromorphone
6. 2017-07-10 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #3746
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Tell your wife I complimented her, including her taste in anime.
7. 2017-07-10 at 8:42 PM UTC

   #3747
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Start praying.
8. 2017-07-10 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #3748
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by cerakote i have a comfy bed we can use tbh fam…

   
   back off, I'm PoC's bitch now. His comfy bed out ranks your comfy bed, fam.
9. 2017-07-10 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #3749
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Jesus Christ RisiR and Kinkou get a room or something. An IRC or TC room and call it Blud_und_Schwantz or Meine_Schwantz_Heisst_Treue because this TRT romancing shit is making me want to vomit.
   
   Thank you.
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   • hydromorphone, 
   • What_a_Kreep
10. 2017-07-10 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #3750
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

    Originally posted by Malice We should really make a list of all confirmed aspies here, there are a lot of us, and form a club.
    
    It’s a very unique and fascinating neurological variation.

    
    Lets do it. You can be the president of our aspie club.
11. 2017-07-10 at 9:02 PM UTC

    #3751
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You guys are funny. You can't tell it's a joke? I mean hell, I SAID I HAVE A BF, and I know RisiR will never send me a photo or anything.
    
    SRY OK
12. 2017-07-10 at 9:11 PM UTC

    #3752
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 霍比特人 Going for the shotgun method of hitting on girls ey cerakote?

    
    shotgun as in putting a birdshot load of semen in they mouf, playa
13. 2017-07-10 at 9:12 PM UTC

    #3753
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Kinkou You guys are funny. You can't tell it's a joke? I mean hell, I SAID I HAVE A BF, and I know RisiR will never send me a photo or anything.
    
    SRY OK

    
    
    >I SAID I HAVE A BF
    
    
    I hope he caves your skull in with a brick and says. "Lol Kinou it was just a joke can't you tell".
14. 2017-07-10 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #3754
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist didn't read
    
    
    
    
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    Lies
15. 2017-07-10 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #3755
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by hydromorphone back off, I'm PoC's bitch now. His comfy bed out ranks your comfy bed, fam.

    
    are we talking, like, feudalism here? because if so i will powerfuck him into vassalage and then youll be my serf except instead of working the fields youll work my shaft
16. 2017-07-10 at 9:18 PM UTC

    #3756
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He understands jokes. If he thinks I need to be hit with a brick, I wouldn't object.
17. 2017-07-10 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #3757
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinkou He understands jokes. If he thinks I need to be hit with a brick, I wouldn't object.

    
    how many bricks would it take for you to sit on my face
18. 2017-07-10 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #3758
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Enough to kill me first. Sorry.
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    • mmQ, 
    • What_a_Kreep, 
    • RisiR †
19. 2017-07-10 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #3759
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinkou Enough to kill me first. Sorry.

    
    fugg
20. 2017-07-10 at 9:22 PM UTC

    #3760
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Kinkou If he thinks I need to be hit with a brick, I wouldn't object.

    
    Ok i like you a little bit better after that.