2017-07-10 at 5:57 PM UTC
That's exactly how I pictured you looked.
my facade is telling me to smack yo mammy
2017-07-10 at 6:28 PM UTC
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
[impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
Originally posted by Kolokol-1
Since there seems to be some confusion: a short guide on how to drive
1. Drive in the appropriate lane. The lane farthest left is the fast lane (in the US). I don't care if you're doing 90 in a 35 zone, if someone comes up behind you, move into the slow lane and let them by. Do not stay in the fast lane because "they shouldn't be going that fast anyway." You are not the police. It is not your job to tell people how fast they should be going. That person could be rushing a stabbing victim to the hospital for all you know. Or they might just want more beer. It's none of your fucking business either way. Move.
2. If you can't maintain a speed greater than 5 below the speed limit on a two lane road, you should not be driving. I don't care how much you value your independence. I don't care if you're driving some piece of shit moped. Either get off the road, find a different way with lower speed limits or more lanes, or, if you absolutely must go that way, pull over into the shoulder and let people by if a train of cars is forming behind you.
11. If you're driving and somebody begins to pass you, do not speed up just to prevent them from passing you. If you're actually going to continue going faster, fine. But if you immediately slow down right after that driver pulls in behind you, and then speed back up when they attempt to pass you again, you need to kill yourself in the most painful way possible. There is no fucking reason for this. Ever. All I can do is pray to God that this doesn't happen in other states/countries, because this is literally one of the stupidest and most maddening things I've ever seen, and I see it all the time. I can't even begin to understand why people do this.
Post last edited by Kolokol-1 at 2017-07-08T10:27:39.088944+00:00
1) Go fuck yourself. If I'm already going well over the speed limit I'll hang out in the fast lane all day long. Not my fault you don't know how 911 works. Not my fault you don't have your hazards on.
2) Not your call to make. You are only required to maintain a minimum of 40 MPH on highways. Suck my dick biiiitch.
11) If I'm driving I'm already going at least 10 over, so if you try to pass me I'm absoLUTELY not going to let it happen. In fact, I'll trap you behind me and go as slow as possible.
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2017-07-10 at 6:36 PM UTC
I brake check people like you with my full coverage insurance.
2017-07-10 at 9:48 PM UTC
13] honking is rude. engine noises and exhaust sounds are good substitute for honking. tyre skids too if your competent with your clutch work.
so dont honk when people are blocking your way or not going on green ... simply rev up.
2017-07-10 at 9:56 PM UTC
When I honk my car it sounds like a little toy clown car :(
2017-07-10 at 10:04 PM UTC
14) Women should not be allowed to drive
2017-07-10 at 10:08 PM UTC
I drive better than you faggot. I can also reverse any trailer into any spot perfectly. I can drift cars, man idfk I can't even list all the stupid shit I've done, but I should try to flip a car up on its side Arab style, maybe I can die.
It goes equally, many women and men are horrible drivers.
2017-07-10 at 10:22 PM UTC
15] alcohol is the best judge of driving skills.
you're good driver if you still can drive for more than 10km (6miles) in the city without incidence or accidents when you can no longer walk straight or upright.
2017-07-10 at 10:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Helladamnleet
11) If I'm driving I'm already going at least 10 over, so if you try to pass me I'm absoLUTELY not going to let it happen. In fact, I'll trap you behind me and go as slow as possible.
good way to invite some incoming
you fucking faggot retard. id stab you in the face with a rusty plastic spork if you ever tried that with me.
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2017-07-10 at 11:01 PM UTC
you really dont wanna do that, trust me. driving tricks will be more enjoyable.
