Buying a new bike: suggestions? Considerations?

1. 2017-07-09 at 2:35 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm buying a new bicycle. My existing one is just "ok" because I bought it to learn on, but I'd like a dope ass one. It's for cruising around in a suburban environment with a fair amount of hills.
2. 2017-07-09 at 2:55 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   
   
   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tall_bike
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2017-07-09 at 3:38 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   dont forget to buy one without a seat.
   
   youll enjoy riding it more.
4. 2017-07-09 at 3:47 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Open Your Mind
   
   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tall_bike

   
   I don't even
5. 2017-07-09 at 4:39 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   The TReGo looks practical:
   
   
   
   http://trego-trolley.com/
6. 2017-07-09 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Open Your Mind The TReGo looks practical:
   
   
   
   http://trego-trolley.com/

   
   That looks like an elephant fuck a bike and they had a gay baby.
7. 2017-07-09 at 5:12 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Yeah this is more my style:
   
   
8. 2017-07-09 at 5:14 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon That looks like an elephant fuck a bike and they had a gay baby.

   
   more like the gay baby had a sex change then post-op changed its mind and tried to change back, then the entire surgical team came to work drunk that day...with THAT being the result.
9. 2017-07-09 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Open Your Mind Yeah this is more my style:
   
   

   
   
10. 2017-07-09 at 5:50 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon My existing one is just "ok" because I bought it to learn on,

    
    did you just say your 6 ??????
11. 2017-07-09 at 6:41 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader did you just say your 6 ??????

    
    Pretty much. I never learnt to ride a bike so I thought "well why not" and bought a beater.
12. 2017-07-09 at 6:52 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    How about a chopper?
    
    
13. 2017-07-09 at 6:56 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Pretty much. I never learnt to ride a bike so I thought "well why not" and bought a beater.

    
    how can you not ... why are your parents abuse you like this ???
14. 2017-07-09 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader how can you not … why are your parents abuse you like this ???

    
    Just never had any interest in it tbh.
15. 2017-07-09 at 7:58 PM UTC

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    My brother popped the tires of my first bike and filled them with grass cause he's a cunt so I never learned to ride one
16. 2017-07-09 at 8:33 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Number13 My brother popped

    
    at this point i was expecting cherry/ies to be involved.
    
    i disappointed.
17. 2017-07-09 at 11:52 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You will never be komokazi
    
    self desutrct victimization
    
    sounds like a country song
18. 2017-07-10 at 12:36 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    y u have to buy a new one y cant u buy a vintage mtb cheap
19. 2017-07-10 at 12:38 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    wrong subforuem
20. 2017-07-10 at 12:38 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    reported